quote by Elvis Presley

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

— Elvis Presley

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I would anticipate that the Electoral College will be held on the 13th of December, and our 20 electorate votes will go to the certified winner.


I would anticipate that the Electoral College will be held on the 13th of December, and our 20 electorate votes will go to the certified winner.

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To go into acting is like asking for admission to an insane asylum.

Anyone may apply, but only the certifiably insane are admitted.

This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

Every flower about a house certifies to the refinement of somebody.

Every vine climbing and blossoming tells of love and joy


Christians belive in a sovereign God who never says "Oops".

We believe that all our days ... are divine strokes on the canvas of our lives by the Master Artist who certified his skill, his power, and his love in the Masterpiece of Calvary. If you doubt His skill in painting your life - look at the Calvary

True, you don't have to be religious to be crazy, but it helps.

Indeed, if you are religious, you don't have to be crazy in the medically certifiable sense in order to do massively crazy things.

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

CrossFit is all about constantly-varied, high-intensity movements.

And to do these movements, you have to have a certified coach to take you through this - or any type of physical activity.

Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality.


I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot.

You know, having been an election monitor in countries across the world, I can tell you that we would never certify another country's election if it had as many flaws in place as we had in Florida.

There is no business like show business.

There is also no business like certified public accounting, but that doesn't rhyme as well.

The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.

I hate with a bitter hatred the names of lentils haricots - those pretentious cheats of the appetite, those tabulated humbugs, those certified aridites calling themselves human food!


It is very difficult to make a vigorous, plausible, and job-risking defense of an estimate that is derived by no quantitative method, supported by little data, and certified chiefly by the hunches of the managers

Everything I have said or done is in the hands of God.

I commit myself to Him! I certify to you that I would do or say nothing against the Christian faith.

I would like it to be certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized.

Certified. Approved for consumption. People will be happy to give up most of their culture for the assurance that the tiny bit that comes through is safe and clean. White noise.

Not even the most powerful organs of the press, including Time, Newsweek, and The New York Times, can discover a new artist or certify his work and make it stick. They can only bring you the scores.


Charter schools have a far higher proportion of teachers who are not certified.

I made that decision back in 1985. I was out here getting certified in SCUBA with Garcia in Kona and I thought to myself, this is a place to wake up in in the morning.

I think every school needs a protection plan with a either police officer or certified armed security.

Americans are now certifiably insane.

They are crazy. They are suffering a mass psychosis. They have lost their own ability to discern right from wrong.

People are just waiting around to get certified.


Never try to time the bond market. Anyone who claims to know the future of interest rates is certifiable.

There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them.

Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt is still theoretically possible ... faith is the readiness to act in a cause the prosperous issue of which is not certified to us in advance.

I hereby certify that the bearer of this note, Nikolai Ivanovich, spent the night in question at Satan's ball, having been lured there in a transportational capacity... Hella, put in parentheses! And write 'hog.' Signed- Behemoth.

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.


The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.

What smells strongly of crap to one generation - Victorian penny dreadfuls, the music of the Archies, the Lone Ranger radio show, blaxploitation films of the seventies - so often becomes a fruitful source of inspiration, veneration, and study for those to come, while certified Great and Worthy Art molders and fades on its storage rack, giving off an increasingly powerful whiff of naphthalene.

The first company to produce a certified two seat electric aircraft with a 1.

5 hour range will dominate the aviation training market.

Being self-taught is no disgrace; but being self-certified is another matter.