quote by Roddy Piper

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

— Roddy Piper

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Chew gum quote Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed and some few to be chewed an

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed and some few to be chewed and digested.

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

I can remember playing under the big wooden desk in his office.

My mother didn't like us to chew gum, so we'd go into his office, and he'd feed us gum under the desk.

You've got to eat while you dream. You've got to deliver on short-range commitments, while you develop a long-range strategy and vision and implement it. The success of doing both. Walking and chewing gum if you will. Getting it done in the short-range, and delivering a long-range plan, and executing on that.

Our approach is very much profiting from lack of change rather than from change.

With Wrigley chewing gum, it's the lack of change that appeals to me. I don't think it is going to be hurt by the Internet. That's the kind of business I like.

On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.

Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I never think it's right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I'll come in for a meeting chewing gum and I'll forget I'm chewing it. Then you don't want to swallow it because it stays in your system for seven years or something, so I've asked to throw it away. I've started to wonder if that's why I didn't get certain movies.

I don't know how people chew gum all day long.

TV -- chewing gum for the eyes.

Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes.

Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional.

Its also a huge pet peeve of mine.

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

... He's a nice fellow, but he spent too much time playing football without a helmet.

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.

Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove chewing gum and duct tape and fix whatever was kept together for real.

It is an anomaly that information, the one thing most necessary to our survival as choosers of our own way, should be a commodity subject to the same merchandising rules as chewing gum.

The childlike, gum-chewing naivete, the glamour rooted in despair, the self-admiring carelessness, the perfected otherness, the wispiness, the shadowy, voyeuristic, vaguely sinister aura, the pale, soft-spoken magical presence, the skin and bones . . .

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school.

For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going.

I wouldn’t treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene.

I would really say the biggest preparation was chewing gum and breath mints! For a kissing scene, it’s all about the breath mints!

It turns out that Molly wasn't her mother's daughter in that respect.

Charity was like the MacGuyver of the kitchen. She could whip up a five-course meal for twelve from an egg, two spaghetti noodles, some household chemicals, and a stick of chewing gum. Molly ... Molly once burned my egg. My boiled egg. I don't know how.

Our approach is very much profiting from lack of change rather than from change.

Each had his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart;

and his friends could only read the title. - Virginia Woolf, from Jacob's Room Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Obviously, it's a great privilege and pleasure to be here at the Yale Law School Sesquicentennial Convocation. And I defy anyone to say that and chew gum at the same time.

There's nothing worse than seeing someone chewing gum on the red carpet!

I look for businesses in which I think I can predict what they're going to look like in ten to fifteen years time. Take Wrigley's chewing gum. I don't think the internet is going to change how people chew gum.

You can keep on chewing gum for ten hours, but after about a minute and a half you've got all the good out of it.

Child labor, not a problem. Censorship, not a problem. Torture, not a problem. Chewing gum in China - oh, my God! You better not be over here chewing gum.

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedposts overnight.

If your mother said don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?

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