Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum— John Candy
Perspective Chewing Tobacco quotations
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed and some few to be chewed and digested.
Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are never satisfied except when they have a wad of the stuff in their mouth. So with drinking. It is largely a habit.
I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The Bible's the greatest book ever written.
But I sure don't need anybody I can buy for six bits and a chew of tobacco to explain it to me.
I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving.
I never miss a good chance to shut up
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey.
And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
The kid doesn't chew tobacco, smoke, drink, curse or chase broads. I don't see how he can make it.
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
It is so very easy and so very pleasant, too, to read only books which lead to nothing, light and interesting books, and the more the better, that it is almost as difficult to wean ourselves from it as from the habit of chewing tobacco to excess, or of smoking the whole time, or of depending for stimulus upon tea or coffee or spirits.
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
My excuse for not lecturing against the use of tobacco is, that I never chewed it; that is a penalty which reformed tobacco-chewers have to pay; though there are things enough I have chewed which I could lecture against.
Gambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed chewing tobacco if you lost. You could gamble for the toilet paper in public bathroom stalls. And fill out Keno cards in an attempt to win cancer therapy at the hospital.
We really had baseball in the family.
Even that little habit I've got of chewing tobacco on the ball field sort of comes from my dad.
Whatever may be said against the chewing of tobacco, this at least can be said of it, that it gives a man time to think between sentences.
A narrative voice with conviction is often hard to find.
But not in baseball. The minors teach two lost American arts: how to chew tobacco and how to tell a story.
It is a hard thing when one has shot sixty-five lions or more, as I have in the course of my life, that the sixty-sixth should chew your leg like a quid of tobacco. It breaks the routine of the thing, and putting other considerations aside, I am an orderly man and don't like that. This is by the way.