A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders.
— Larry Elder

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Aesop chicks quote

Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.
— Unknown

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
— Henny Youngman

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.
— Paul O'Grady