Mock the devil, and he will flee from thee.
— Edward De Bono
Proven Christian Halloween quotations
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
'Tis the night - the night Of the grave's delight.
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.
Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.
People value Halloween, like Valentine's Day, because they can tell themselves that it's not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim.
Of calling shapes, and beck'ning shadows dire, And airy tongues that syllable men's names.
Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight, Make me a child again just for to-night!
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids.
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed.
Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop? It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it.
