Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
— Victor Borge

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa claus is missing.
Steven Wright claus quote

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
— H. L. Mencken

Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.
— Patti Smith

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for ones own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didnt, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didnt have to; but if he didnt want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
— claus quotation by Joseph Heller