A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.
— Oliver Herford

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
Sophia Loren cleaner quote

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
— John Barrymore

My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg. However I still get around and am mean to cats.
— John Cheever

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow-blower, or vacuum cleaner.
— cleaner quotation by Ben Bergor