quote by Casey Kasem

I was drafted and went to Korea where I had an opportunity to create a production team that did dramatic and comedy shows. I had also done a little disc jockeying.

— Casey Kasem

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Comedy shows quote Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sad

Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sadness, but as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys also makes music.

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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way.

Comedy shows quote Success - See your goal; Understand the obstacles; Create a positive mental pict

Success - See your goal; Understand the obstacles; Create a positive mental picture; Clear your mind of self doubt; Embrace the challenge; Stay on track; Show the world you can do it!

When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism.

.. What's hard is to learn to be an entertainer and make people laugh. I was a few years out of college before I felt I had enough material. Then in 1988 I moved to L.A. and started to do some shows at comedy clubs.

The great thing about 'The Office' and it being single-camera and the documentary style is that it's mostly a comedy, but 10 percent of it is, we get to show the existential angst that exists in the American workplace.

Broadway has changed tremendously from the early days when the shows were referred to as musical comedies. Musical Theater is now a more expanded art form. Back then, singer/actors were not the norm. From the 60's to now, it is necessary to do it all to be a consummate Broadway performer.

Comedy shows quote Have more than you show, speak less than you know.

Have more than you show, speak less than you know.

There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'.

When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.

There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos.

Typically what's happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show.

I do an act, and I've been doing an act for 50 years.

I do a variety show, which is a musical comedy show. I do comedy, and I do singing, Broadway show tunes and different songs that I like. Been doing it for many, many years.

Comedy shows quote The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don't tell you what

The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don't tell you what to see.

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Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'

My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat.

And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.

THE FACT THAT MY DAD IS A PREACHER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T AGREE WITH SOME OF MY MATERIAL BUT THEN AGAIN THERE'S NO SIGN ON MY COMEDY EVENT THAT SAYS "REVIVAL HERE TONIGHT". IM SURE GOD HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN GO TO MY 8 OCLOCK OMAHA SHOW. THE SHOW IS THE SHOW AND CHURCH IS CHURCH.

Comedy shows quote I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for

I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars.

The kinds of shows that seem to work now, the comedy shows, are those which require very little attention. They’re superficial and I like articulate comedy.

Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress.

You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the show that took comedy to a whole new level and ‘8 Simple Rules,’ the show that killed John Ritter.

I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy.

Comedy shows quote Strength shows, not only in the ability to persist, but the ability to start ove

Strength shows, not only in the ability to persist, but the ability to start over.

Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time.

When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that.

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything.

And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.

I began painting well before I started doing comedy.

In fact, when I came out of the war in 1946, I enrolled in art school in Dayton, Ohio. I painted for three years, and then show business took hold.

Comedy shows quote Courage starts with showing up and letting ourselves be seen.

Courage starts with showing up and letting ourselves be seen.

I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy.

It's a very tough time for the playwright.

Broadway has become almost a musical comedy theme park with all these long-running shows.

You learn so many different skills on the show «Merlin».

You're constantly asked to do green-screen, horse riding, comedy scenes, dramatic scenes, everything. The ability and the skill to adapt under a tight schedule is one that I'll definitely take away.

Comedy shows quote The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don't tell you what

The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don't tell you what to see.

If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

Even the shows or movies that we know are not going to change the world, I love this. I love 'em. I'm a movie fan. I'm a nerd of any kind. I love a big studio comedy as much as I love the teeniest tiniest of indie. I'm not a snob in that way. I really do like a big, big studio comedy.

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

Comedy shows quote Show respect even to people who don't deserve it; not as a reflection of their c

Show respect even to people who don't deserve it; not as a reflection of their character, but as a reflection of yours.

When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an hour - it's a big difference. It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.

It's exciting to be able to do something completely independent without anybody challenging it, and it's a big part of the reason why I'm enjoying doing the stand-up comedy, is I'm able to go out and interact with people one-on-one after the show. It's very punk-rock.

Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.

Comedy shows quote Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.

One reason [of Andy Griffith Show popularity] is because of the formula.

It had comedy, but it also had tender moments. The other reason is because it was therapeutic. It helped people relax and unwind.

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material.

Comedy shows quote Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional. Let this be a sign that you've

Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional. Let this be a sign that you've got a big heart and aren't afraid to let others see it. Showing your emotions is a sign of strength.

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A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist.

" I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

I think we're the only jokeless show on television.

I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.

I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me.

I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.

Shake It Up is a buddy comedy based around dance.

It's about two best friends Rocky and CeCe who live out their dream as background dancers on a show called Shake It Up Chicago. They have to navigate life as young teens going to school and dancing on the show.

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