1. 10

    A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

  2. 9

    Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.

  3. 8

    Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel.

  4. 7

    The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

  5. 6

    There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

  6. 5

    Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

  7. 4

    Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

  8. 3

    Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

  9. 2

    Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

  10. 1

    The world is a tradgedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.