A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.
Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
The world is a tradgedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.