quote by George Carlin

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

— George Carlin

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Committing adultery quote As soon as you truly commit to making something happen, the "how" will reveal it

As soon as you truly commit to making something happen, the "how" will reveal itself.

The Devil did not tempt Adam and Eve to steal, to lie, to kill, to commit adultery; he tempted them to live independent of God.

Let us be honest with each other. The threat to marriage is not the gays. It is a lack of loving commitment - whether it is found in the form of neglect, indifference, cruelty or adultery, to name just a few manifestations of the loveless desert in which too many marriages come to grief.

Committing adultery quote Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

Poetry should be written the way adultery is committed: on the run, on the sly, during the time not accounted for. And then you come home, as if nothing ever happened.

An adulterer will not commit adultery when he has full faith (in Allah), and a thief will not steal when he has full faith (in Allah).

Others drink for sterility and commit murder on the human not yet sown.

Some when they sense that they have conceived by sin, consider the poisons for abortion, and frequently die themselves along with it, and go to Hell guilty of three crimes: murdering themselves, committing adultery against Christ, and murder against their unborn child.

Committing adultery quote Never doubt a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world

Never doubt a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

Mars, when guilty of homicide, and set free from the charge of murder by the Athenians through favour, lest he should appear to be too fierce and savage, committed adultery with Venus.

You know that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

[When asked, as a prospective Presidential candidate, whether she had ever committed adultery:] No. But then most congresswomen don't have 25-year-old lifeguards throwing themselves at their feet around this place.

Committing adultery quote There's a difference between interest and commitment. When you're interested in

There's a difference between interest and commitment. When you're interested in doing something, you do it only when it's convenient. When you're committed to something, you accept no excuses, only results.

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Sin cannot tear you away from him [Christ] even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders.

Once, I had to drive Oliver to soccer, was ten minutes late, and learned that there had apparently been a misprint in the Bible on the Ten Commandments thing: Thou shalt not murder, thou shalt not commit adultery, thou shalt not be late to soccer. My father was so pissed, I practically had to get the lightning bolt surgically removed from my back.

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.

Committing adultery quote Forget the adage Win/Win and make a commitment to Learn/Learn.

Forget the adage Win/Win and make a commitment to Learn/Learn.

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

I've committed adultery in my heart.

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

Committing adultery quote Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.

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I didn't run off with the secretary. It made it seem like I had committed adultery and then ran off with a secretary, neither of which happened.

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times.

The Christians do not commit adultery.

They do not bear false witness. They do not covet their neighbor's goods. They honor father and mother. They love their neighbors. They judge justly. They avoid doing to others what they do not wish done to them. They do good to their enemies. They are kind.

Committing adultery quote When you commit to finding whats right in any circumstance, every experience bec

When you commit to finding whats right in any circumstance, every experience becomes a blessing and life is a never ending miracle .

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There is no such thing as committing adultery with the right woman, at the right time, and in the right way, for it is simply WRONG.

The English seem to think drinking wine is like committing adultery, something you do rarely and abroad.

If certain women walk straight into adultery, there are many others who cling to numerous hopes, and commit sin only after wandering through a maze of sorrows.

Committing adultery quote To embark on the journey towards your goals and dreams requires bravery. To rema

To embark on the journey towards your goals and dreams requires bravery. To remain on that path requires courage. The bridge that merges the two is commitment.

God bids you not to commit lechery, that is, not to have sex with any woman except your wife. You ask of her that she should not have sex with anyone except you -- yet you are not willing to observe the same restraint in return.

Do not adultery commit; Advantage rarely comes of it.

I did commit adultery, if adultery is having a relationship in a marriage with another woman. I learned from that.

Committing adultery quote The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.

The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

Sara could commit adultery at one end and weep for her sins at the other, and enjoy both operations at once.

The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust.

Committing adultery quote How am I going to live today in order to create the tomorrow I'm committed to?

How am I going to live today in order to create the tomorrow I'm committed to?

In cases of this sort, let us say adultery, rightness and wrongness do not depend on committing it with the right woman at the right time and in the right manner, but the mere fact of committing such action at all is to do wrong.

The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.

But I say to you, that every one who looks on a woman to lust for her has committed adultery with her already in his heart. Matthew 5:28

Committing adultery quote Commit to your business. Believe in it more than anybody else.

Commit to your business. Believe in it more than anybody else.

The last best hope of earth, two trillion dollars in debt, is spinning out of control, and all we can do is stare at a flickering cathode-ray tube as Ollie answers questions on TV while the press, resolutely irrelevant as ever, asks politicians if they have committed adultery. From V-J Day 1945 to this has been, my fellow countrymen, a perfect nightmare.

All the commandments: You shall not commit adultery, you shall not kill, you shall not steal, you shall not covet, and so on, are summed up in this single command: You must love your neighbor as yourself.

It makes no difference whether a good man has defrauded a bad man, or a bad man defrauded a good man, or whether a good or bad man has committed adultery: the law can look only to the amount of damage done.

My cool judgement is, that if all the other doctrines of devils which have been committed to writing since letters were in the world were collected together in one volume, it would fall short of this; and that, should a Prince form himself by this book, so calmly recommending hypocrisy, treachery, lying, robbery, oppression, adultery, whoredom, and murder of all kinds, Domitian or Nero would be an angel of light compared to that man.

There's that wonderful line in Measure for Measure.

I forget which of the characters has committed adultery and is going to die. He looks at his hand and says, "How could this die?" That's the joke. I've always thought, and this is nothing new, that we don't really believe we die. I think you're going to die, because I know that's what happens but I can't imagine I'm going to die.

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