Most Powerful Communion Wafer quotations

A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption.

I was given permission to serve myself Communion, with wine and a wafer, on the surface on the Moon. But I was advised not to say anything about it at the time. Someone had strongly objected to the Apollo 8 crew reading from the Bible. We didn't want to get into any further trouble with the religious critics.

In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the Archbishop of New York was very upset. He said, 'It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.'

I do not want chemistry to degenerate into a religion;

I do not want the chemist to believe in the existence of atoms as the Christian believes in the existence of Christ in the communion wafer.

[According to 1348 theorists, poisoning of Christian water by Jews was the cause of Black Death.] Even the poison used to contaminate the Christian water supply was described in meticulous detail. It was about the size of an egg, except when it was the size of a nut or a large nut, a fist or two fists- and it came packaged in a leather pouch, except when it was packaged in linen cloth, a rag, or a paper coronet; and the poison was variously made from lizards, frogs, and spiders- when it was not made from the hearts of Christians and from Holy Communion wafers.

People didn't really like McDonald's, same as her mum didn't really like Catholicism, but when you were new in town, at least it was a known quantity. So that'll be a Quarter-Pounder and a Communion Wafer meal-deal to go.

It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?