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Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

Richard Dawkins, scientist

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.


Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.


Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

John F. Kennedy, president

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Dave Barry, journalist

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.


The computer is a moron.

Peter Drucker, consultant

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Andy Rooney, journalist

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Pablo Picasso, painter

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Dave Barry, journalist

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.


Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.


The computer would do anything you programmed it to do.

Vinton Cerf, inventor

I do two things. I design mobile computers and I study brains.

Jeff Hawkins, inventor

I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer. I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.

Christopher Plummer, actor

I happen to think that computers are the most important thing to happen to musicians since the invention of cat-gut which was a long time ago.

Robert Moog, inventor

Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs founded Apple Inc, which set the computing world on its ear with the Macintosh in 1984.

Kevin Mitnick, businessman

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Frank Zappa, musician

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Robert Orben, entertainer

I spend my life essentially alone at a computer. That doesn't change. I have the same challenges every day.

Dan Brown, author

A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.

Robert McNamara, public servant

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Isaac Asimov, scientist

The Internet is a powerful way to make lots of money... But we are not going to buy Yahoo!

Sumner Redstone, businessman

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Andy Rooney, journalist

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Jeff Pesis,

Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.

William M. Kelly,

The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster.

Adam Smith, economist

Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.

Grace Murray Hopper,

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

Sydney J. Harris, journalist

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Thomas J. Watson, scientist

If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.


Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

Isaac Asimov, scientist

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

Arthur C. Clarke, writer

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?


Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?


Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Andy Rooney, journalist

When I'm not writing or tweaking my computer, I do embroidery. When I'm not plunging into the past, tweaking, or embroidering, I'm reading books about history, computers, or embroidery.

Lynn Abbey, author

I just became one with my browser software.

Bill Griffith, cartoonist

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Edsger Dijkstra, scientist

Even in the developing parts of the world, kids take to computers like fish to water.

Nicholas Negroponte, businessman

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

Demetri Martin, comedian

A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.

Alan Turing, mathematician

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.

Steve Jobs, businessman

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Terry Pratchett, author

Computers in the future will weigh no more than 1.5 tons. Quoted in Popular Mechanics 1950


Computer modelling for weather forecasting, and indeed for climate forecasting, has reached its limits.

Piers Corbyn, scientist

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

Milton Glaser, designer

My particular aesthetic of light and color and design wouldn't change as a result of working with computer graphics rather than with slit scan or miniatures.

Douglas Trumbull, director

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Paul R. Ehrlich, scientist

There was one point in high school actually when I was on the chess team, marching band, model United Nations and debate club all at the same time. And I would spend time with the computer club after school. And I had just quit pottery club, which I was in junior high, but I let that go.

Rainn Wilson, actor

I see the player piano as the grandfather of the computer, the ancestor of the entire nightmare we live in, the birth of the binary world where there is no option other than yes or no and where there is no refuge.

William Gaddis, novelist

There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants.

Arnold Newman, photographer

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

Erma Bombeck, humorist

As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.

Dave Parnas, scientist

The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.

Lewis Thomas, scientist

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Jean Rostand, scientist

The number of elements that have to go into a hit would break a computer down. the right season for that play, the right historical moment, the right tonality.

Arthur Miller, playwright

The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it.

Edward R. Murrow, journalist

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

Walter F. Mondale, lawyer

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Doug Larson, cartoonist

Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build.

Larry Ellison, businessman

At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.

Janet Reno, public servant

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

Mike Royko, writer

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

Dave Barry, journalist

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

Dave Barry, journalist

The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.

Jim Clark, businessman

The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. I'm talking about an organic computer - about biological substances that can function like a semiconductor.

Alvin Toffler, author

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

Tim Berners-Lee, inventor

The digital revolution is far more significant than the invention of writing or even of printing.

Douglas Engelbart, inventor

We have never lived in a time with the opportunity to put a computer in the pocket of 5 billion people.

Marc Andreessen, businessman

Practically everyone is going to have a general purpose computer in their pocket, it's so easy to underestimate that, that has got to be the really, really big one.

Marc Andreessen, businessman

We turn off the TV, video games and computer - except for homework - during the week. The TV's reserved for Friday night, Saturday and Sunday just because that's the time to do homework, and it makes it that much less chaotic in our house.

Candace Cameron Bure, actress

I started writing when I had three kids under the age of 4. I used to write every ten minutes I got to sit in front of a computer. Now, when I have more time, I function the same way: if it's writing time, I write.

Jodi Picoult, author

On a shelf above my computer are five letters that spell out W-R-I-T-E. Just in case I forget why I'm there. I also have 'Wonder Woman' paraphernalia from when I wrote five issues of the comic, and pictures of my husband and kids.

Jodi Picoult, author

I get fed up with plots that are driven by someone constantly getting information on a computer.

Liam Neeson, actor

The thing is, there are so many different ways to make music these days with virtual instruments, software applications, physical instruments, and computer programs.

Mike Shinoda, musician

Name anything - high-definition TV, computer obsolescence - and I'm pretty much annoyed by it.

Martin Freeman, actor

You know, my first three or four drafts, you can see, are on legal pads in long hand. And then I go to a typewriter, and I know everybody's switching to a computer. And I'm sort of laughed at.

Robert Caro, writer

The word 'geek' today does not mean what it used to mean. A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.

Olivia Munn, actress

Keep in mind that there are computers, that do touch things up. Like when I got a hold of the poster for 'Gold Diggers,' I said: 'Hey, wait a minute! Those aren't my teeth!'

Anna Chlumsky, actress

I'm definitely the most tech-savvy in my family. My wife wouldn't have a clue, as far as getting the computer working. All of my kids, it's amazing. Like everybody's kids, they're more savvy than I am, probably.

Chris O'Donnell, actor

The computer seems easy because Apple makes the products so easy to use at home. It's the simple things, like getting the TV set up or getting the speakers to work. That drives me crazy.

Chris O'Donnell, actor

I'm not a Luddite, but I'm outside more than I'm on my computer. We have a micro-farm - it's a step up from a garden. We have a pretty extensive vineyard. We grow about 60 percent of our own food, make our own wine, have chickens for eggs.

Emilio Estevez, actor

I like writing on piano and a computer, and a lot of 'Plans' came out of samples and vocal lines.

Ben Gibbard, musician

I admit it: I'm a freak who sits obsessively in front of my computer typing my name into Yahoo Search over and over again. I'm a closet Amberholic. Please help me!

Amber Benson, actress

Yeah, I'm a geek. I read sci-fi and I watch sci-fi films. I love my computer and I love to fix it. I'm a total nerd. I literally am a 12-year-old geeky boy trapped in a 32-year-old woman's body.

Amber Benson, actress

You know, one of these things that happened in the '60s and '70s was this confluence of, sort of, a counter-culture with computer culture.

Walter Isaacson, writer

Musicians and journalists are the canaries in the coalmine, but, eventually, as computers get more and more powerful, it will kill off all middle-class professions.

Jaron Lanier, artist

Design is the fundamental soul of a man-made creation that ends up expressing itself in successive outer layers of the product or service. The iMac is not just the color or translucence or the shape of the shell. The essence of the iMac is to be the finest possible consumer computer in which each element plays together.

Steve Jobs, businessman

The desktop computer industry is dead. Innovation has virtually ceased. Microsoft dominates with very little innovation. That's over. Apple lost. The desktop market has entered the dark ages, and it's going to be in the dark ages for the next 10 years, or certainly for the rest of this decade.

Steve Jobs, businessman

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

Demetri Martin, comedian

You'll see more and more perfection of that - computer as servant. But the next thing is going to be computer as a guide or agent.

Steve Jobs, businessman

Space and time, not proteins and neurons, hold the answer to the problem of consciousness. When we consider the nerve impulses entering the brain, we realize that they are not woven together automatically, any more than the information is inside a computer.

Robert Lanza, scientist

It's interesting to see what people are saying about me. I like keep up with the latest rumors! A while back there was a rumor that I was going to do a film with Demi Moore about the takeover of Commodore computers!

Warwick Davis, actor

If you're sitting in your minivan, playing your computer animated films for your children in the back seat, is it the animation that's entertaining you as you drive and listen? No, it's the storytelling. That's why we put so much importance on story. No amount of great animation will save a bad story.

John Lasseter, director

Sure, they were simple desk lamps with only a minimal amount of movement, but you could immediately tell that Luxo Jr. was a baby, and that the big one was his mother. In that short little film, computer animation went from a novelty to a serious tool for filmmaking.

John Lasseter, director

I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little.

James Marsters, actor

What we did not imagine was a Web of people, but a Web of documents.

Dale Dougherty, businessman

There is no significant man-made Global Warming underway and the science on which the computer projections of weather chaos are based is badly flawed.

John Coleman, businessman

The divine spark leaps from the finger of God to the finger of Adam, whether it takes ultimate shape in a law of physics or a law of the land, a poem or a policy, a sonata or a mechanical computer.

Alfred Whitney Griswold, educator

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