If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
— Anonymous

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
Anonymous computer quote

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
— John F. Kennedy

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.
— Richard Dawkins

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
— Anonymous