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Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

Richard Dawkins, scientist

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Anonymous,

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Anonymous,

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

John F. Kennedy, president

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Dave Barry, journalist

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

Anonymous,

The computer is a moron.

Peter Drucker, consultant

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Andy Rooney, journalist

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Pablo Picasso, painter

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Dave Barry, journalist

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

Anonymous,

Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

Anonymous,

I do two things. I design mobile computers and I study brains.

Jeff Hawkins, inventor

I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer. I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.

Christopher Plummer, actor

I happen to think that computers are the most important thing to happen to musicians since the invention of cat-gut which was a long time ago.

Robert Moog, inventor

Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs founded Apple Inc, which set the computing world on its ear with the Macintosh in 1984.

Kevin Mitnick, businessman

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Robert Orben, entertainer

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Isaac Asimov, scientist

The Internet is a powerful way to make lots of money... But we are not going to buy Yahoo!

Sumner Redstone, businessman

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Andy Rooney, journalist

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Jeff Pesis,

Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.

William M. Kelly,

The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster.

Adam Smith, economist

Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.

Grace Murray Hopper,

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

Sydney J. Harris, journalist

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Thomas J. Watson, scientist

If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.

Unknown,

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

Isaac Asimov, scientist

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

Arthur C. Clarke, writer

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?

Anonymous,

Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

Anonymous,

When I'm not writing or tweaking my computer, I do embroidery. When I'm not plunging into the past, tweaking, or embroidering, I'm reading books about history, computers, or embroidery.

Lynn Abbey, author

I just became one with my browser software.

Bill Griffith, cartoonist

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Edsger Dijkstra, scientist

Even in the developing parts of the world, kids take to computers like fish to water.

Nicholas Negroponte, businessman

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.

Steve Jobs, businessman

Computers in the future will weigh no more than 1.5 tons. Quoted in Popular Mechanics 1950

Unknown,

You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize.

Gary Coleman, actor

Video games and computers have become babysitters for kids.

Taylor Kitsch, actor

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

Milton Glaser, designer

All my kids were raised on computers: They were home-schooled on the Internet, so they're pretty good at that stuff. And I'm proud of them, but I don't really keep up with it.

Willie Nelson, musician

As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.

Dave Parnas, scientist

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Jean Rostand, scientist

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

Walter F. Mondale, lawyer

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Doug Larson, cartoonist

Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build.

Larry Ellison, businessman

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

Mike Royko, writer

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

Dave Barry, journalist

The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.

Jim Clark, businessman

The next major explosion is going to be when genetics and computers come together. I'm talking about an organic computer - about biological substances that can function like a semiconductor.

Alvin Toffler, author

The digital revolution is far more significant than the invention of writing or even of printing.

Douglas Engelbart, inventor

That's what happens nowadays with people working on computers. They can so easily fix things with their mouse and take out all the, 'Oh, somebody coughed in the background; we need to take that out' - or somebody hit a bad note. Those are all the best moments.

Jack White, musician

Computers are scary. They're nightmares to fix, lose our stuff, and, on occasion, they crash, producing the blue screen of death. Steve Jobs knew this. He knew that computers were bulky and hernia-inducing and Darth Vader black. He understood the value of declarative design.

Wesley Morris, critic

Most of the musicians that I know almost to the man everybody uses Apple computers. They've thought of the steps that you're going to think of when you're trying to create your thing. And that's where the tools get invented to make better art.

Mike Shinoda, musician

I take computers practically apart and put them back together. I have a supercomputer I built over the years out of different computers.

Jared Leto, actor

The idea that so many kids eat rubbish and sit on computers all day long appals me and getting them into sport is a major way of getting them off computers and leading healthier lives.

Kirsty Gallacher, entertainer

In fact, technology has been the story of human progress from as long back as we know. In 100 years people will look back on now and say, 'That was the Internet Age.' And computers will be seen as a mere ingredient to the Internet Age.

Reed Hastings, businessman

Keep in mind that there are computers, that do touch things up. Like when I got a hold of the poster for 'Gold Diggers,' I said: 'Hey, wait a minute! Those aren't my teeth!'

Anna Chlumsky, actress

I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about computers.

Justin Long, actor

I started getting into Internet technologies and computers. I wasn't especially interested in being a musician, but I wound up finding my way back to being interested in music through computers.

Eric Avery, musician

We've lost touch and allowed technology to take precedence over organic nature. But let's not forget that those microchips in our computers came from elements of the earth.

Emilio Estevez, actor

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.

Adam Brody, actor

I think we are at the very beginning of high changes, not only in terms of digital film, but in the way the movies will be screened, whether they'll be screened on phones, on computers - on everything.

Michel Hazanavicius, director

My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers.

Joe Sakic, athlete

Kids today are smarter than we ever were. And they've got computers, too, which is awesome. They're scary to me.

David Arquette, actor

Musicians and journalists are the canaries in the coalmine, but, eventually, as computers get more and more powerful, it will kill off all middle-class professions.

Jaron Lanier, artist

This is what customers pay us for - to sweat all these details so it's easy and pleasant for them to use our computers. We're supposed to be really good at this. That doesn't mean we don't listen to customers, but it's hard for them to tell you what they want when they've never seen anything remotely like it.

Steve Jobs, businessman

We're going to be able to ask our computers to monitor things for us, and when certain conditions happen, are triggered, the computers will take certain actions and inform us after the fact.

Steve Jobs, businessman

I just think people have a lot of fiction. But, you know, I mean, the real story of Facebook is just that we've worked so hard for all this time. I mean, the real story is actually probably pretty boring, right? I mean, we just sat at our computers for six years and coded.

Mark Zuckerberg, businessman

It's interesting to see what people are saying about me. I like keep up with the latest rumors! A while back there was a rumor that I was going to do a film with Demi Moore about the takeover of Commodore computers!

Warwick Davis, actor

Every ISP is being attacked, maliciously both from in the United States and outside of the United States, by those who want to invade people's privacy. But more importantly they want to take control of computers, they want to hack them, they want to steal information.

Darrell Issa, politician

What we did not imagine was a Web of people, but a Web of documents.

Dale Dougherty, businessman

After a semester or so, my infatuation with computers burnt out as quickly as it had begun.

Eric Allin Cornell, physicist

If I was designing a web site for elementary school children, I might have a much higher percentage of older computers with outdated browsers since keeping up with browser and hardware technology has not traditionally been a strong point of most elementary schools.

Mike Davidson,

We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.

Bill McCollum, politician

Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020.

Ray Kurzweil, inventor

The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all.

Adam Osborne, author

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Steve Wozniak, businessman

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Harry Weinberger,

Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt. It might seem easy enough, but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park....Jurassic Park, that is.

Larry Wall, author

I have always wished for a computer that would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish came true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

Bjarne Stroustrup, scientist

There will still be things that machines cannot do. They will not produce great art or great literature or great philosophy; they will not be able to discover the secret springs of happiness in the human heart; they will know nothing of love and friendship.

Bertrand Russell, philosopher

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Mitch Ratliffe,

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

Porterfield,

I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PC;It plainly marks four my revueMistakes I cannot sea.I've run this poem threw it,I'm sure your pleased too no,Its letter perfect in its weigh,My checker tolled me sew.

Janet Minor,

A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable.

Leslie Lamport,

We're flooding people with information. We need to feed it through a processor. A human must turn information into intelligence or knowledge. We've tended to forget that no computer will ever ask a new question.

Grace Murray Hopper,

I don't think there's anything unique about human intellience. All the nuerons in the brain that make up perceptions and emotions operate in a binary fashion.

Bill Gates, business magnate

I really don't care that I don't have what's current because whatever is at the moment, it will be infinitely better in a few months and even better months later.

William Fink,

The workers and professionals of the world will soon be divided into two distinct groups. Those who will control computers and those who will be controlled by computers. It would be best for you to be in the former group.

Lewis D. Eigen,

A computer won't clean up the errors in your manual of procedures.

Sheila M. Eby,

The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.

Marcus Dolengo,

It is hardly surprising that children should enthusiastically start their education at an early age with the Absolute Knowledge of computer science; while they are unable to read, for reading demands making judgments at every line. Conversation is almost dead, and soon so too will be those who knew how to speak.

Guy Debord, writer

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

Robert X Cringely,

There is never finality in the display terminal's screen, but an irresponsible whimsicality, as words, sentences, and paragraphs are negated at the touch of a key. The significance of the past, as expressed in the manuscript by a deleted word or an inserted correction, is annulled in idle gusts of electronic massacre.

Alexander Cockburn, lawyer

Silicon Valley is like a person running around in front of a steamroller. You can outrun the steamroller on any given day. But if you ever sit down you get squashed.

Bob Boschert,

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

Nathaniel Borenstein,

The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.

Jean Baudrillard, sociologist

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is The computer is down

Norman Augustine,

The desire to economize time and mental effort in arithmetical computations, and to eliminate human liability to error is probably as old as the science of arithmetic itself.

Howard Aiken, scientist

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