quote by Big Sean

I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.

— Big Sean

Floundering Condom quotations

Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue.

It's not like honey dip would wanna get with me, But just in case I own more condoms than TLC.

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation.

You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

No one has invented a condom for the pen yet. My pen is still sexy.

If you're going to have sex, use a condom.

You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use

If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.

We live in a culture in which condoms can be handed out in schools and Bibles can't. And I think that tells you everything you need to know about our society.

If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.

The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant.

And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine. I would never risk not wearing a condom, it’s too much of a risk. If you’re not ready for a child, then don’t risk it.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have sexual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I believe that the abstinence message alone does not solve the AIDS epidemic.

Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.

One of the problems with sex education.

.. is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.

I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms.

The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to sexual education and to the promotion of condom use

For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high our sneakers punch holes in the clouds.

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.

Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.

There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first step in the direction of a moralisation, a first assumption of responsibility...

President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a condom ad?

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.

They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom.

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom.

I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.

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