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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says - "Oh crap, she's up"

Crap or get off the pot. — American Proverbs

Ninety percent of everything is crap. — Theodore Sturgeon

Next Big Thing -- you hear all that crap. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't psyched. — Chris O'Donnell

Being 5' 10, I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and the fire to say, Oh yeah? I'd just hit the crap out of the ball. — Summer Altice

I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it. — Phillip Phillips

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff. — Mike Tyson

The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not. — George Michael

Everything government touches turns to crap. — Ringo Starr

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Crap Towns quotes - Crap Towns: The 50 Worst Places to Live in the UK, Crap Towns II: The Nation Decides, and Crap Towns Returns: Back by Unpopular Demand, are a series of

More Crap quotes - "More Crap" is the ninth episode of the eleventh season of the animated television series South Park, and the 162nd episode of the series overall. It was

Cut the Crap quotes - Cut the Crap is the sixth and final studio album by the English punk band the Clash, released on 4 November 1985 by CBS Records. It was recorded in early

Sturgeon's law quotes - revelation), is an adage that states that "ninety percent of everything is crap." The adage was coined by Theodore Sturgeon, an American science fiction

Holy Crap quotes - "Holy Crap" is the second episode of the second season of the American animated television series Family Guy, a holdover from the first season. It originally

Dice 10000 quotes - goes by other names, including Zilch, Zilchers, Foo, Boxcar, Bogus, and Crap Out. The game requires six standard dice and a pencil and paper for scoring

Coprophagia quotes - Coprophagia (/ˌkɒprəˈfeɪdʒiə/) or coprophagy (/kəˈprɒfədʒi/) is the consumption of feces. The word is derived from the Greek κόπρος copros, "feces" and

Black comedy quotes - Black comedy, also known as black humor, dark comedy, dark humor or gallows humor, is a style of comedy that makes light of subject matter that is generally