quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Dreamy Craziness quotations

Craziness quote Live your life. Take chances. Be crazy. Don't wait. Because right now is the old

Live your life. Take chances. Be crazy. Don't wait. Because right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

Everybody looking at you crazy, What you gon' do? Lift up your head and keep moving, Or let the paranoia haunt you?

Craziness quote I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter.

I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter.

Crazy how you gotta wait until it's dark out to see who really with you.

The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

Every child needs at least one adult who is irrationally crazy about him or her.

Craziness quote Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live.

Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live.

Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries, because that will mean we’re one bar closer to humanity.

I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter.

Never put a lid on God. You can give God a thimble and ask for a quart. It won't work. Your plans, your projects, your dreams have to always be bigger than you, so God has room to operate. I want you to get good ideas, crazy ideas, extravagant ideas. Nothing is too much for The Lord to do - accent on 'The Lord'.

Craziness quote One person's craziness is another person's reality

One person's craziness is another person's reality

If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion.

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow.

Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

If a man has an apartment stacked to the ceiling with newspapers, we call him crazy. If a woman has a trailer house full of cats, we call her nuts. But when people pathologically hoard so much cash that they impoverish the entire nation, we put them on the cover of Fortune magazine and pretend that they are role models.

Craziness quote I prefer to be crazy

I prefer to be crazy

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.

If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you. Willie Nelson

had no excuses for the things that we'd done, we were brave, we crazy, we were mostly young.

Craziness quote One is very crazy when in love.

One is very crazy when in love.

It's crazy, if you think about it. The God of the universe - the creator of nitrogen and pine needles, galaxies and E-minor - loves us with a radical, unconditional, self-sacrificing love. And what is our typical response? We go to church, sing songs, and try not to cuss.

Hide your craziness behind a beautiful smile. That's all you need.

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

Craziness quote You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."

Love the earth and sun and animals, Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, Stand up for the stupid and crazy, Devote your income and labor to others... And your very flesh shall be a great poem.

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

Craziness quote Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy

Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy

4

My nostrils dilate while savoring the acrid odor of gunpowder and blood… Crazy with fury I will stain my rifle red while slaughtering any surrendered enemy that falls in my hands! With the deaths of my enemies I prepare my being for the sacred fight and join the triumphant proletariat with a bestial howl!

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Your love makes me strong, Your hate makes me unstoppable".

Craziness quote The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

I have just accepted certain things and it makes it easier.

I accept I will get injured. I accept I cannot win every race. I work hard to decrease the chances of those things happening but I accept they will happen. A lot of people don't accept it. They get injured, they go crazy.

No government in the world kills its people, unless it's led by a crazy person.

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

If we learn to open our hearts, anyone, including the people who drive us crazy, can be our teacher.

You can't be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.

I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I'm not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I'm real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It's all real.

In order to develop normally, a child requires progressively more complex joint activity with one or more adults who have an irrational emotional relationship with the child. Somebody's got to be crazy about that kid. That's number one. First, last and always.

After the conversations about Indian philosophy, some of the ideas of Quantum Physics that had seemed so crazy suddenly made much more sense.

We all exist in our own personal reality of craziness.

There's a lot of people scared of me, and I can't blame them.

They call me crazy so much I think I'm starting to believe them.

famous quotes