The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.— Woody Allen
Unexpected Crimes And Misdemeanors quotations
Success consecrates the most offensive crimes.
There have been high crimes and misdemeanors, but they have been committed by the special prosecutor and the Congress, not the president.
Anarchy is no guarantee that some people won't kill, injure, kidnap, defraud, or steal from others. Government is a guarantee that some will.
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.
Take the money and run.
While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today.
Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.
A traitor commits his crime but once. The rest/is retribution.
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
Funny that all of Nixon's crimes - anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars - are all legal now. Discuss.
The essence of religious feeling does not come under any sort of reasoning or atheism, and has nothing to do with any crimes or misdemeanors. There is something else here, and there will always be something else - something that the atheists will for ever slur over; they will always be talking of something else.
The collapse of good conscience and the absence of accountability and public scrutiny have led to crimes against humanity and violations of international law.
When a nation becomes devoid of art and learning, it invites poverty. And when poverty comes it brings in its wake of thousands of crimes.
Do not make your current partner pay for the crimes and misdemeanors of your previous partners.
I am neither accusing President Obama of having committed high crimes and misdemeanors nor advocating his impeachment.
You're going to be accused of every high crime and low misdemeanor there is.
I think it absolutely necessary that the President should have the power of removing his subordinates from office; it will make him, in a peculiar manner, responsible for their conduct, and subject him to impeachment himself, if he suffers them to perpetrate with impunity high crimes or misdemeanors against the United States, or neglects to superintend their conduct, so as to check their excesses.
Woody Allen has done some excellent serious movies, too, like Crimes And Misdemeanors. Very overlooked movie, I think, and really his best. And currently I like Big Fish!
Impeachment really is not a criminal proceeding.
The American people have been conditioned to believe that, you know, high crimes and misdemeanors means what? Impeachment is a purely political process. And it can only succeed if there is the political will for it out there in the country. You can have all the misdemeanors and high crimes you want, but if the president's popular, you're not gonna succeed.
There's a political reality about impeachment.
It's purely a political process. The interpretation of "high crimes and misdemeanors" can reach a long way, all the way to sex in the Oval Office, which was an absurd use of the impeachment clause.