1. 10

    A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow.

  2. 9

    From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned.

  3. 8

    It is following the line of least resistance that makes men and rivers crooked.

  4. 7

    I know me, and those close to me know me. But sadly, the outside world thinks I'm some kind of a crook.

  5. 6

    You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

  6. 5

    There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.

  7. 4

    May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.

  8. 3

    The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.

  9. 2

    If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow.

  10. 1

    Better is a poor man who walks in his integrity than a rich man who is crooked in his ways.