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What are the best cucumber quotes?

We've gathered this hand-picked list of quotes to show you what is cucumber!

Whether a inspirational quote from your favorite celebrity Jonathan Swift, Nicole Polizzi or an motivational message about giving it your best from a successful business person, we can all benefit from a famous cucumber quote.

He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers. — Jonathan Swift

So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I would only have salads. And then it got so crazy as to just eating like a cracker or a cucumber a day and I would feel full. — Nicole Polizzi

More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter on their hands. Obama acts cool as a proverbial cucumber but that awful '70s show seems frightfully close to a rerun. — Eric Alterman

As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war. — Asne Seierstad

We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences. — Jane Elliot

Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans and peas. — Horace Gray

My mom makes this amazing little snack that, to this day, I still think about. It's pita bread wrapped with melted butter, feta cheese, and cucumbers. That, to me, is still heaven. It's my childhood. — Masiela Lusha

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. — Robert De Niro