quote by Anthony Jeselnik

My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.

— Anthony Jeselnik

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Cute sister quote You are too smart to worry and too cute to care.

You are too smart to worry and too cute to care.

A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother.

Just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them.

Cute sister quote Because i have a sister I will always have a friend.

Because i have a sister I will always have a friend.

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My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double.

Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it.

Cute sister quote I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living.

I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living.

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.

Help one another is part of the religion of our sisterhood.

Cute sister quote For years I took pride in being resilient, but that turned me into this guy who

For years I took pride in being resilient, but that turned me into this guy who can get hit by a brick bat every morning and still look kind of cute.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

There's no better friend than a sister.

Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.

Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow.

Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.

When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?

One of the best things about being an adult is the realization that you can share with your sister and still have plenty for yourself.

Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it's like to have been brought up the way you were.

Between sisters, often, the child's cry never dies down.

"Never leave me," it says; "do not abandon me."

Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

We hang out, we help one another, we tell one another our worst fears and biggest secrets, and then just like real sisters, we listen and don't judge.

Marcus: Cherry? Jillian: My ten-year-old niece.

Marcus: She's named after a piece of fruit? Jillian nodded. Jillian: So is her twin sister, Apple. Marcus: You're kidding me. Jillian: Unfortunately, I'm serious. Their father is fond of fruit pies and thought it would be cute. Marcus: And their mother didn't protest? Jillian: She thinks Steven's cute, so she gives him whatever he wants.

I am the cute one! She's just my sister.

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