quote by Frank Zappa

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

— Frank Zappa

Seductive Dental Floss quotations

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.


Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.

Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss.

Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss.

We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.

But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us.


Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.

A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street.

When we hear a Mozart piano concerto today, we're most likely to hear the piano part played on a modern concert grand. In the hands of a professional pianist, such a piano can bury the strings and the winds and hold its own against the brass. But Mozart wasn't composing for a nine-foot-long, thousand-pound piano; he was composing for a five-and-a-half-foot-long, hundred-and-fifty-pound piano built from balsa wood and dental floss.

No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.


YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.