15+ Craziest Dessert First Quotes That Will Unlock Your True Potential

Life is short. Eat dessert first.
— Jacques Torres

Craziest Dessert First quotations

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Dessert first quote The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself. — The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Dessert first quote You have to be odd to be number one. — You have to be odd to be number one.

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.

Don't cry over spilt milk.

Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

Dessert first quote Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure — Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, surrounded by assholes.

I never want to be that guy at a dinner table saying, 'I wish I could have dessert.' I actually went through a stage when I would order dessert first.

She breathed deeply of the scent of decaying fiction, disintegrating history, and forgotten verse, and she observed for the first time that a room full of books smelled like dessert: a sweet snack made of figs, vanilla, glue, and cleverness.

But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese.

Dessert first quote First think, second believe, third dream and finally dare. — First think, second believe, third dream and finally dare.

Life is short, have dessert first.

A Web site that promotes flow is like a gourmet meal.

You start off with the appetizers, move on to the salads and entrees, and build toward dessert. Unfortunately, most sites are built like a cafeteria. You pick whatever you want. That sounds good at first, but soon it doesn't matter what you choose to do. Everything is bland and the same.

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

Dessert first quote Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening — Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.

I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that?

You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis.

Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what you liked as a kid. You jump on your hotel bed, order dessert first, decide to put every piece of jewelry you own on your body and leave the house. Why? Because you can. Because you're the boss. Because... Ooooh. Shiny.

I might believe I had unusual talent if I did not know what good music was;

I might enjoy half an hour's practice a day if I were busy and happy the rest of the time. You do not know what life means when all the difficulties are removed! I am simply smothered and sickened with advantages. It is like eating a sweet dessert the first thing in the morning.