Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year, most of them children.

— Gro Harlem Brundtland

Cheering Diarrhea quotations

The extraordinary triumph of the cellphone among India's poor stemmed from its ability to enable a most mundane human need, which is to chat with other people. And when the poor chat, it is not always about curing a child of diarrhea.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea.

It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world.

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea.

It's always the guy who gets the diarrhea on the commercial at an inconvenient moment. As if you've ever been in a situation: 'You know, this would be a great time to get the runs, you think? I mean the sun's out, we're on the ferris wheel - what are we waiting for?

Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.

Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think people under-rate surfaces.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea.

But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.

Drinking cow milk has been linked to iron-deficiency anemia in infants and children; it has been named as the cause of cramps and diarrhea in much of the World's population and the cause of multiple forms of allergies as well.

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea.

You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?

The biggest killers of children around the world are two things: diarrhea and pneumonia. When you think about it, in the United States, kids don't die of diarrhea anymore, but it's a huge problem in the developing world.

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

You're going to have an upset stomach.

If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea.

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.

Kids are dying from diarrhea ... that just shouldn't be in this day and age, and it's that kind of thing that needs to be changed. Enough is enough

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

Self-expression, to me, is something that you worked on, that you have mastered a skill to say something in the most artful way that you can. It's not just blurting stuff out and having verbal diarrhea.

At least 50% of all children in the United States are allergic to cow's milk, many undiagnosed. Dairy products are the leading cause of food allergy, often revealed by diarrhea, constipation, and fatigue. Many cases of asthma and sinus infections are reported to be relieved and even eliminated by cutting out dairy.

This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?" "I don't know.

Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you're with me?" "Yes," she said. "That's influenza," said Miro. "Watch for nausea or diarrhea within a few hours.

When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you. If someone asks if you're ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should something like 'I have diarrhea, now don't touch me cause you'll make it come out... and yes I'm very ticklish'.

Many people who did not die right away came down with nausea, headache, diarrhea, malaise, and fever, which lasted several days. Doctors could not be certain whether some of these symptoms were the result of radiation or nervous shock.

I swims in the Tagus all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears Portuguese, and have got a diarrhea and bites from the mosquitoes. But what of that? Comfort must not be expected by folks that go a pleasuring.

The number-one cause of death in children under five .

.. water-borne diseases? Diarrhea? Malnutrition? No: it's breathing the smoke from indoor cooking fires - acute respiratory infections. Over two million deaths every year.

The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing.

Its first symptom was falling hair. Diarrhea and fever, which in some cases went as high as 106, came next.

You don't want to be stopped. But it happens to everybody, like if you bump into an old friend or something. Luckily with an old friend, you can be like, "I'm having a diarrhea attack. Can I call you later?" And you can't really do that with a stranger.

Strangely enough, for me, Instagram has been a creatively freeing and inspiring format lately. I have been so very resistant to nearly all forms of media, yet finally this made it into my atmosphere, and in discovering this I have been propelled into some movement and new ideas. Real life images, curated images, even the visual diarrhea are incredible fertilization for movement in some direction or another.

As we have taken diarrhea and pneumonia down, even malaria down quite a bit, the portion of the days that are very early in that 5 years - the first month, the first day - it's about half now. Yet that's the part we understand the least.

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.