There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.— Lewis Grizzard
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I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.
When someone isn’t smart enough to express their frustration, they use dirty words. Those are words that describe a lack of intelligence. Smart people don’t use those kind of dirty words, because they find it an insult to their intelligence.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
The issue for my character, and the issue of the show is, how dirty do your feet have to get without suffocating yourself in the mud in order to get an inch of what you really want done?
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
The dirty alliance between religious preachers and possessors of power brought the boon of prisons, gallows, knouts and above all such theories for the mankind.
If you born in the mud, you gonna be dirty, and people don't understand that.
The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty.
The activist is the man who cleans up the river.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the entire ocean does not become dirty.
Dirt used to be a badge of honor. Dirt used to look like work. But we've scrubbed the dirt off the face of work and consequently we've created this suspicion of anything that's too dirty.
You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me.
Six people, eight people, one person - you can do only one thing to make it dirty: kill it. Hiroshima was dirty.
Just wearing all black comes from Johnny Cash.
I'm on the road so much that if I wear all black my clothes never get dirty. You can't tell if I've worn the same shirt twice.
A little girl seeks revenge. A woman moves on whole karma does her dirty work.
If Christianity is valid, why is there so much evil in the world?" To this the famous preacher replied, "With so much soap, why are there so many dirty people in the world? Christianity, like soap, must be personally applied if it is to make a difference in our lives.
There's no reason that young girls shouldn't feel like they can't smash people on the field. Nothing dirty. You want to keep it clean. You just want to play hard. Get your jersey dirty, shorts dirty, and just have fun out there.
I love you more than anybody in the world.
.. I love you for millions and millions of things, clocks and vampires and dirty nails and squiggly paintings and lovely hair and being dizzy and falling dreams.
True charity requires courage: let us overcome the fear of getting our hands dirty so as to help those in need.
There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.
I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.
Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are never satisfied except when they have a wad of the stuff in their mouth. So with drinking. It is largely a habit.
You dirty, double-crossing rat.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Discipline isn't a dirty word. Far from it. Discipline is the one thing that separates us from chaos and anarchy. Discipline implies timing. It's the precursor to good behavior, and it never comes from bad behavior. People who associate discipline with punishment are wrong: with discipline, punishment is unnecessary.
If we are lending money that ostensibly we don't have to kids who have no hope of making it back in order to train them for jobs that clearly don't exist, I might suggest that we've gone around the bend a little bit.
I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.
Scooby snack. Jurassic. Plastic. Gas. Booby Trap
Great teams do not hold back with one another.
They are unafraid to air their dirty laundry. They admit their mistakes, their weaknesses, and their concerns without fear of reprisal.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures.
.. it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
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I wouldn't wish any specific thing for any specific person - it's none of my business. But the idea that a four-year degree is the only path to worthwhile knowledge is insane. It's insane.
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
There are two dirty words in photography, one is art, the other is good taste
I prefer a church which is bruised, hurting and dirty because it has been out on the streets, rather than a church which is unhealthy from being confined and from clinging to its own security.
Don't let anybody walk through your mind with dirty feet.
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
There is only one thing worse than coming home from the lab to a sink full of dirty dishes, and that is not going to the lab at all!
Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.