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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. George Orwell, author
  • custard

Prejudice and discrimination have always been a big part of my life. When I was 6, I got beat up and called dirty Jew boy because they thought I looked Jewish. Philip Zimbardo, psychologist
  • beat

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. John Waters, director
  • catholic

Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love. Shelley Duvall, actress
  • creatures

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself. Dick Cavett, entertainer
  • censorship

Whatever is dirty, it is women's job to clean up, or drive some man to clean up, and that goes for everything from cellar to senate. Agnes Macphail, politician
  • cellar

I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff. Gene Simmons, musician
  • blood

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in New York City and go to an acting job rather than to a restaurant to wash dirty dishes. And I live so close to the studios that I ride my bike to work. Christopher Meloni, actor
  • acting

TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle. John C. McGinley, actor
  • barbies

Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.' Orlando Bloom, actor
  • blood

I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What's wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.' Kristen Stewart, actress
  • dirty

I'm kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don't understand wanting to read about other people's dirty laundry. I think celebrity is the biggest red herring society has ever pulled on itself. Jude Law, actor
  • ashamed

There is this concept of politics as a dirty game. Georgios A. Papandreou, politician
  • concept

We tend to think of politics as bad, full of dirty tricks, negative ads, big campaigns, but I am here to explore the original meaning of politics, which is positive and has to do with balancing competing interests and looking for solutions. Eric Liu, writer
  • ads

E.T.' and 'Extra,' they are too salacious. They go, Oooh, Katie Couric just broke up with X. 'Access Hollywood' is really good entertainment news. It's not dirty, and we don't get cheap. Billy Bush, entertainer
  • access

I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good. Chris Kirkpatrick, musician
  • big

New York and LA are both great places to visit, but I wouldn't want to live in either of them now. I find New York extremely claustrophobic and dirty. LA is quite a nice place. But there's no hustle and bustle, no street life. Jonny Lee Miller, actor
  • bustle

I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. Leelee Sobieski, actress
  • dirty

Who is against democracy? Is it the one who calls for peaceful resistance, or the one who bombs people, sheds their blood and leads them away from the leaders under feeble and dirty pretexts? Muqtada al Sadr, clergyman
  • against

Sometimes dirty can come off really cute or come off 'I don't even want you to touch me.' Kelly Rowland, musician
  • come

Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Elizabeth Banks, actress
  • dirty

Tricking your brain into thinking you are getting something sweet plays dirty tricks on your metabolism. Mark Hyman,
  • brain

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. W. Somerset Maugham, playwright
  • love

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns, comedian
  • air

Organized crime is the dirty side of the sharp dollar. James Chiles,
  • crime

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind. Patrick Dennis, author
  • clean

I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field to himself. Hugh Downs, entertainer
  • creation

Confrontation is not a dirty word. Sometimes it's the best kind of journalism as long you don't confront people just for the sake of a confrontation. Don Hewitt, producer
  • best

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor. Martha Stewart, entertainer
  • dirty

Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book, including the holy book. Small wonder, then, that so many play dirty, that so few win, that so many lose. Joseph Brodsky, poet
  • book

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast. William Gilbert, composer
  • beast

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. George Bernard Shaw, dramatist
  • learning

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. Will Durst, writer
  • come

If my uniform doesn't get dirty, I haven't done anything in the baseball game. Rickey Henderson, athlete
  • anything

I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line. Roman Polanski, director
  • beheaded

Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state. Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor
  • anyone

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty. Joe E. Lewis, comedian
  • asks

I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business. Richard M. Nixon, president
  • business

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. Gary Snyder, poet
  • appreciate

I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day. Brigitte Bardot, actress
  • dirty

The dirty little secret of journalism is that it really isn't a profession, it's a craft. All you need is a telephone and a conscience and you're all set. Andrew Sullivan, journalist
  • conscience

The moon is essentially gray, no color. It looks like plaster of Paris, like dirty beach sand with lots of footprints in it. James A. Lovell, astronaut
  • beach

A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up for the consumption of children and other innocents. Richard Reeves, writer
  • children

I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time. Dorothy Stratten, celebrity
  • beautiful

The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time. Frank Miller, artist
  • armor

I think I should be active politically. Because I look upon myself as a politician. That's not a dirty work you know. Some people think that there are something wrong with politicians. Of course, something wrong with some politicians. Aung San Suu Kyi, activist
  • active

We can continue to try and clean up the gutters all over the world and spend all of our resources looking at just the dirty spots and trying to make them clean. Or we can lift our eyes up and look into the skies and move forward in an evolutionary way. Buzz Aldrin, astronaut
  • clean

I do most of my business on that dirty Internet that you were just talking about, where I find there is a lot of freedom to report exactly what I want. Matt Drudge, celebrity
  • business

Reality is a dirty word for me, I know it isn't for most people, but I am not interested. There's too much of it about. Ken Russell, director
  • dirty

I love to utilize my celebrity status in a responsible and constructive and substantive manner. I like to get my hands dirty rather than a photo op. William Baldwin, actor
  • celebrity

Fantastic! Right in the middle of that long stretch between Christmas and Spring Break, your coats are getting dirty, everything's dark, dingy - what a great time for a movie! John Hughes, director
  • between

I really wouldn't want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic and dirty. I missed England when I was there, simple things like smells and the British sense of humor. Jonny Lee Miller, actor
  • america

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear. David Boreanaz, actor
  • beautiful

I stood in the middle of the room flipping and Pusher was plucking at the guitar, just one string, and I went up to him and said, 'Man don't pluck those dirty notes at ME,' and like he just got up without a word and left. [Mardou] Jack Kerouac, novelist
  • dirty

The permissive society has been allowed to become a dirty phrase. A better phrase is the civilised society. Roy Jenkins, politician
  • allowed

If 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself: 'Dijkstra would not have liked this', well that would be enough immortality for me. Edsger Dijkstra, scientist
  • dirty

If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who earned it, to take their money by force for your own needs, then it is certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the government step forward and do this dirty work for you. Neal Boortz, journalist
  • certainly

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money. McLean Stevenson, actor
  • dirty

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing a book is another thing. It is so much different from my traditional day of dirty fingernails and greasy hair and hot pans. Mario Batali, celebrity
  • another

Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation. Clint Walker, actor
  • dirty

The highest grossing films have great, moral messages - not dirty, base themes, so we're trying to get producers to make more of the uplifting movies. Morgan Brittany, actress
  • base

In my experience of these things, parties which shout about dirty tricks and the like tend to do so because they fear a direct hit in some vulnerable part of their political anatomy. Peter Mandelson, politician
  • anatomy

The puppet characters were combinations of people I had known and to some degree aspects of my own personality. Weird was based on someone I knew in Chicago. Dirty Dragon was based on a good friend I had in Indianapolis. William Jackson,
  • aspects

I have never subscribed to the Dirty Pallet school of painting. Peter Wright, celebrity
  • dirty

I think it was one of the better meetings that I've had with those guys, because I was honestly able to say everything I wanted to say, and I pretty much aired out the dirty laundry. So from that point on, I thought all of that was behind us. Latrell Sprewell, athlete
  • able

A nuclear weapon of some dimension, whether it's actually a nuclear weapon, or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device. Yes, I think it's probably a near thing. Michael Scheuer, public servant
  • bomb

It was a beautiful experience for her, the experience that she had that she confesses. It wasn't dirty and it wasn't horrible and wasn't shattering. It was a wonderful, liberating experience. Andrew McCarthy, actor
  • beautiful

I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean. Alton Brown, entertainer
  • attempting

According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work. Jim Fowler, scientist
  • according

If they play dirty, then you play dirty. Lawrence Taylor, athlete
  • dirty

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. Bob Saget, actor
  • aristocrats

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory. Bob Saget, actor
  • anymore

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet. Bob Saget, actor
  • audiences

It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films. Vin Diesel, actor
  • deals

Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy. Charlton Heston, actor
  • clint

Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals. Marvin Harris, scientist
  • available

I just love getting dirty. Robin Wright Penn, actress
  • dirty

You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore. Helen Reddy, actress
  • dirty

I've been on jobs where there's that one actor who is just a miserable, miserable no-good, dirty bastard, and it just turns the whole process sour. Joe Pantoliano, actor
  • actor

I don't want to be a politician. I don't like politics. It's petty; it fights dirty. John Mellencamp, musician
  • dirty

On a good team you have players who do the dirty jobs, on a great team everyone does the dirty jobs. Don Meyer,
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