His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.— Idi Amin
Impressive Doctorate quotations
The six best doctors: Sunshine, water, rest, air, exercise and diet.
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.
If an architect makes a mistake, he grows ivy to cover it.
If a doctor makes a mistake, he covers it with soil. If a cook makes a mistake, he covers it with some sauce and says it is a new recipe.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.
The life of a designer is a life of fight.
Fight against the ugliness. Just like a doctor fights against disease. For us, the visual disease is what we have around, and what we try to do is cure it somehow with design.
The doctor of the future will no longer treat the human frame with drugs, but rather will cure and prevent disease with nutrition.
The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers;
the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
I'm a football coach. I'm not a doctor ... They don't call plays, I don't do surgeries. We have a great deal here.
Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.
There's no diploma in the world that declares you as an artist—it's not like becoming a doctor. You can declare yourself an artist and then figure out how to be an artist.
The whole imposing edifice of modern medicine is like the celebrated tower of Pisa - slightly off balance.
My doctor told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother.
The knife in the hand of a murderer kills, but if you give it to a doctor he will heal with it.
The universities do not teach all things .
.. so a doctor must seek out old wives, gypsies, sorcerers, wandering tribes, old robbers, and such outlaws and take lessons from them. A doctor must be a traveller . . . Knowledge is experience.
A doctor who keeps a person from becoming ill deserves more merit than one who cures him.
Foolish the doctor who despises the knowledge acquired by the ancients.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape.
It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it.
I feel no disgust when I hear the confessions of those near their end, whose wounds are full of maggots...This may give you some idea of my daily work. Picture to yourself a collection of huts with 800 Lepers. No doctor; in fact, as there is no cure, there seems no place for a doctor's skill.
If people only knew the healing power of laughter and joy, many of our fine doctors would be out of business. Joy is one of nature's greatest medicines. Joy is always healthy. A pleasant state of mind tends to bring abnormal conditions back to normal.
Once my doctor began treating my kidney disease, my greatest challenge was the constant exhaustion. Fortunately, my doctor explained that anemia was causing my exhaustion and that people with serious illnesses, like kidney disease, may be at increased risk for anemia.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.
I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
What doctor does not need platform heels and dark black eyeliner to treat their patients?
I am ready to defend my convictions even unto death.
I have followed the Sacred Scriptures and the holy doctors.
I know from my constituency what is going on.
Doctors that are told, begged, by mothers, 'Please don't write down that my child as asthma. Please lie and say it's bronchitis, because if you write down asthma, when my child turns 18 or 20 and has to get his or her own insurance, it will be a pre-existing condition.'
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
I'm a medical doctor and a biomedical scientist.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Hospice means end-of-life care. The admission ticket is a diagnosis from a doctor that you have six months or less to live.
And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had doctors that were telling me... of course, a lot of this has to do with science - progressing.
My father wanted me to be a pharmacist like himself.
He had been a doctor, but he no longer believed in medicine; so he became a pharmacist, but he believed in that hardly more.
America has the best doctors, the best nurses, the best hospitals, the best medical technology, the best medical breakthrough medicines in the world. There is absolutely no reason we should not have in this country the best health care in the world.