quote by Ellen Perry

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

— Ellen Perry

Relaxing Dog Owner quotations

Dog owner quote The lion doesn't turn around when the small dog barks.

The lion doesn't turn around when the small dog barks.

A study conducted by the State University of New York at Buffalo Medical School suggested that in times of stress a dog is likely to be more help in calming you down than a spouse or partner. Most dog owners can guess the reason why: dogs never judge us and never compete with us.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Dog owner quote You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.

It ought to be realized by all dog owners that obesity shortens a dog's life quite considerably, a life which is much too short anyhow.

Dogs, bless them, operate on the premise that human beings are fragile and require incessant applications of affection and reassurance. The random lick of a hand and the furry chin draped over the instep are calculated to let the shaky owner know that a friend is nearby.

I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.

Dog owner quote What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.

Any man with money to make the purchase may become a dog's owner.

But no man --spend he ever so much coin and food and tact in the effort-- may become a dog's Master without consent of the dog. Do you get the difference? And he whom a dog once unreservedly accepts as Master is forever that dog's God.

Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather.

They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat.

Often we blame the breed, but in my opinion, it's not the breed, it's the owner.

The owner has to be the pack leader and provide exercise, discipline, then affection. If you do that, you'll have a sweet, loving, and balanced dog - no matter what breed!

Dog owner quote If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t, either.

If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t, either.

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Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

Dog's owners don't call me. It's their neighbors or family members. We call them the whistleblowers, but it's more like the pack. It's making sure that one pack member gets in line. Before it was the owners, now it's the community.

The owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a nice way to propose.

Dog owner quote If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

An animal on a leash is not tamed by the owner.

The owner is extending himself through the leash to that part of his personality which is pure dog, that part of him which just wants to eat, sleep, bark, hump chairs, wet the floor in joy, and drink out of a toilet bowl.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

Yet another hedge fund manager explained Icelandic banking to me this way: you have a dog, and I have a cat. We agree that each is worth a billion dollars. You sell me the dog for a billion, and I sell you the cat for a billion. Now we are no longer pet owners but Icelandic banks, with a billion dollars in new assets.

Dog owner quote Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Dog parks can be a fantastic way to socialize your dog, but it's important for owners to understand that a dog park isn't exercise and isn't a substitute for walk. A visit to the dog park is fun - play time.

Rentals sank, living rose. I could not afford help. I must be owner, agent, landlady and janitor. I loathed landladying... I tried in every way to augment my income. Small fruit, hens, rabbits, dogs - pottery... I never painted now - had neither time nor wanting. For about fifteen years I did not paint.

Right now, any opinion anyone has about whether dogs can or cannot really tell when their owner is coming home by some unknown means... nobody knows. The weight of evi dence suggests they can.

Dog owner quote The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

You can tell a horse owner by the interior of their car.

Boots, mud, pony nuts, straw, items of tack and a screwed-up waxed jacket of incredible antiquity. There is normally a top layer of children and dogs.

Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they're older. People just don't realise their dog must respect them as leader of the pack.

Being Jem, Tessa reflected, must be a great deal like being the owner of a thouroughbred dog that liked to bite your guests. You had to have a hand on his collar constantly.

Dog owner quote My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

To relive the relationship between owner and slave we can consider how we treat our cars and dogs -- a dog exercising a somewhat similar leverage on our mercies and an automobile being comparable in value to a slave in those days.

My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life.

To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect at all the profound bond and responsibility that I have towards them.

If you the owner of the dog, really showing not just food but real affection, then dog very much appreciate. Isn't it?

Dog owner quote Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

How come dog and dog owner are so alike?

People seem able to love their dogs with an unabashed acceptance that they rarely demonstrate with family or friends. The dogs do not disappointment them, or, if they do, the owners manages to forget about it quickly. I want to learn to love people like this, the way I love my dog, with pride and enthusiasm and a complete amnesia for faults. In short, to love others the way my dog loves me.

Dogs are like their owners. If you get an uptight owner, you have an uptight dog. If you have an assertive owner, half drunk who thinks he owns the whole track, the dog will be the same. If you see that kind of person, he doesn't own a miniature Poodle.

Dog owner quote A dog is the only creature on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

A dog is the only creature on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

I do not believe that a dog can be cured by a psychiatrist, but I think some owners could be helped by one.

All dogs seem to be great linguists, according to their owners.

They always understand every word that's said to them.

Anybody who has ever owned a dog who barked when strangers came near its owner's property has experienced the essential continuity between animal territoriality and human property. Our domesticated cousins of the wolf know, instinctively, that property is no mere social convention or game, but a critically important evolved mechanism for the avoidance of violence. (This makes them smarter than a good many human political theorists.)

Dog owner quote You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.

You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.

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A very wise dog woman once told me that dogs find owners, not the other way around. They pick you and they choose to stay with you. In that way, they are also giving you the end of their life. The deeper the bond, the harder it is to say good-bye. I know I'd rather have any amount of time with a dog I love and suffer the mourning than not have the time at all.

I don't think that the world would be a better place if everyone owned a dog, and I don't think that all relationships between dogs and their owners are good, healthy, or enriching.

My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life.

To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect at all the profound bond and responsibility that I have towards them.

Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of the verb "to eat"-in both the active and passive forms.

In the streets of New York between seven and nine in the morning you will see the slow procession of dog and downer proceeding from street to tree to hydrant to trash basket. They are apartment dogs. They are taken out twice a day, and, while it is a cliché, it is truly amazing how owner and dog resemble each other. They grow to walk alike and have the same set of head.

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