quote by Shane Claiborne

The Christian icon is not the Stars and Stripes but a cross-flag, and its emblem is not a donkey, an elephant, or an eagle, but a slaughtered lamb.

— Shane Claiborne

Most Powerful Donkeys quotations

I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion.

Donkeys quote A group of donkeys lead by a lion can defeat a group of lions lead by a donkey.
A group of donkeys lead by a lion can defeat a group of lions lead by a donkey.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!

Instead of learned young people we have donkeys with University degrees.

Instead of future leaders we have mollusks with expensive blue jeans and phony revolutionaries with ski masks. And do you know what? Maybe this is another reason why our Moslem invaders have such an easy game.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be.

If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.

I do believe the Democratic party has moved far to the right.

I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.

I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.

Leadership: Lions led by donkeys.

There were only a few shepherds at the first Bethlehem.

The ox and the donkey understood more of the first Christmas than the high priests in Jerusalem. And it is the same today.

However much you study, you cannot know without action.

A donkey laden with books is neither an intellectual nor a wise man. Empty of essence, what learning has he whether upon him is firewood or book?

What man, if he were God, would humble himself to lie in the feedbox of a donkey or to hang upon a cross?

Donkeys are the most misunderstood and abused animals around the world.

Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back.

I lived in a hut with no roof, and I rode to school on a donkey.

I used to shoot birds with a slingshot to cook for dinner. Now I prefer to get my food from KFC.

When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.

We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? - Oh, and a Diet Coke.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators.

But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.

Look at the Bethlehem birth. A king ordered a census. Joseph was forced to travel. Mary, as round as a ladybug, bounced on a donkey's back. The hotel was full. The hour was late. The event was one big hassle. Yet, out of the hassle, hope was born. It still is.

Donkey Kong Country proves that players will put up with mediocre gameplay as long as the art is good.

Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.

Never take advice from a donkey.

If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention.

But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle.

In the Bible, God uses brothel owners, pagan kings, murderers and mercenaries as instruments of good; at one point God even speaks to a guy named Balaam through his donkey.

I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.

It was fun to blow off a Porsche with a 3900 donkey [the 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang].

Did you see Bush on TV, trying to debate? Jesus, he talked like a donkey with no brains at all...It was pitiful...I almost felt sorry for him, until I heard someone call him 'Mr. President,' and then I felt ashamed.

All the donkeys I knew had small ears!

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.

Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds!

The spirit and the body carry different loads and require different attentions.

Too often we put the saddlebags on Jesus and let the donkey run loose in the pasture.

Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.

Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole