I drank to drown my sorrows, but the damned things learned how to swim.— Frida Kahlo
Unforgettable Drank quotations
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist--while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of wine, I drank it! Sincerely, the opportunist!
No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone.
I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face.
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way.
If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
The rich ate and drank freely, accepting gout and apoplexy as things that ran mysteriously in respectable families.
One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full.
And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.
If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?
As I ate the oysters with their strong taste of the sea and their faint metallic taste that the cold white wine washed away, leaving only the sea taste and the succulent texture, and as I drank their cold liquid from each shell and washed it down with the crisp taste of the wine, I lost the empty feeling and began to be happy and to make plans.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end.
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening;
I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
Jesus drank a cup of wrath without mercy, that we might drink a cup of mercy without wrath.
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods.
I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!
Christ took your cup of grief, your cup of the curse, pressed it to his lips, drank it to its dregs, then filled it with his sweet, pardoning, sympathizing love, and gave it back for you to drink, and to drink forever!
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
Thirst drove me down to the water where I drank the moon's reflection.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!
And no one drank just one shot of tequila.
We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey.
And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed the more everyone drank and ate, the more everyone got into it.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
It was as though I had been dying of thirst and the librarian had handed me a five gallon bucket of water. I drank and drank. The only reason I am here and not in prison is because of that woman. I was a loser, but she showed me the power of reading.
There is an Indian fable of three beings who drank from a river: one was a god, and he drank ambrosia; one was a man, and he drank water; and one was a demon, and he drank filth. What you get is a function of your own consciousness.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!