Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

— Martin Luther

Delicious Drinker quotations

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes.

I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand loyalty in beer makes no more sense than 'vegetable loyalty' in food. Can you imagine it? “No thanks, I'll pass on the mashed potatoes, carrots, bread and roast beef. Me, I'm strictly a broccoli man.'

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Tonight I'm the designated drinker.

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

Good people drink good beer.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words ' Socialism ' and ' Communism ' draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, 'Nature Cure' quack, pacifist, and feminist in England.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

I am a hardened and shameless tea drinker, who has, for twenty years, diluted his meals with only the infusion of this fascinating plant; whose kettle has scarcely time to cool; who with tea amuses the evening, with tea solaces the midnight, and, with tea, welcomes the morning.

No poem was ever written by a drinker of water.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night

I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches.

Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.

I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.