quote by Lewis Grizzard

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Drinking quote Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep;

whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi

Drinking quote Trust me, You can dance.

Trust me, You can dance.

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Drink wine. This is life eternal. This is all that youth will give you. It is the season for wine, roses and drunken friends. Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.

Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs.

That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

Drinking quote In wine, there's truth.

In wine, there's truth.

A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

The bible is a remarkable fountain: the more one draws and drinks of it, the more it stimulates thirst.

Drinking quote Live in the sunshine. Swim the sea. Drink the wild air.

Live in the sunshine. Swim the sea. Drink the wild air.

When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging.

When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.

A large percentage of those living in developed societies are told what brand of soda they should drink, what cigarettes they should smoke, what clothes and shoes they should wear, what they should eat and what brand of food they should buy. Their political ideas are supplied in the same way. Every year a trillion dollars is spent on advertising.

Drinking quote I drink to make other people more interesting

I drink to make other people more interesting

I drink to make other people more interesting.

What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

Return to a simpler life, and you will see that behind the expensive cars, the fashionable clothes, the empty celebrities, the fancy houses and the thick layers of make-up life has real meaning. Behind all the lies there is a deep well of wisdom that we can all drink from, and grow wiser, healthier and happier.

Drinking quote Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.

Water is the soul of the Earth.

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.

Not forgiving somebody is like drinking poison and hoping that the offender will get sick.

Drinking quote Give a man a bottle of wine, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to make wine, he'l

Give a man a bottle of wine, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to make wine, he'll always have lots of friends

Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.

My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?'

There is no such thing as bad whiskey.

Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.

Drinking quote Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick

Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime!

Drinking quote When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball.

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

Alcoholic drink - An alcoholic drink (or alcoholic beverage) is a drink that contains the recreational drug ethanol, a type of alcohol produced by fermentation of grains

Soft drink - A soft drink (see § Terminology for other names) is a drink that usually contains carbonated water (although some vitamin waters and lemonades are not

Energy drink - An energy drink is a type of drink containing stimulant compounds, usually caffeine, which is marketed as providing mental and physical stimulation (marketed

Boost (drink) - Boost Drinks was established in 2001 by Adam Hunter. The company is now the UK's second largest energy drinks brand and has nearly 20 different products

Zima (drink) - earlier in the cities of Nashville, Sacramento, and Syracuse. The lemon-lime drink was part of the "clear craze" of the 1990s that produced products such as

Snakebite (drink) - A snakebite is an alcoholic drink from the UK. Traditionally, in the United Kingdom it is made with equal parts of lager and cider. If a dash of blackcurrant

Sprite (drink) - Sprite is a colorless, lemon and lime-flavored soft drink created by The Coca-Cola Company. It was first developed in West Germany in 1959 as Fanta Klare

Shani (drink) - Shani is a berry-flavoured soft drink containing a small amount of codeine, produced by PepsiCo. It is sold and marketed outside the United States.

Drink industry - The drink industry (also known as the beverage industry) produces drinks, in particular ready to drink products. Drink production can vary greatly depending

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Drinking quote Good wine is a necessity of life for me.

Good wine is a necessity of life for me.

In time and with water, everything changes.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

Be a Gardener. Dig a ditch. Toil and sweat. And turn the earth upside down. And seek the deepness. And water plants in time. Continue this labor. And make sweet floods to run, and noble and abundant fruits to spring. Take this food and drink, and carry it to God as your true worship.

Drinking quote Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bi

Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Buy me a drink, sing me a song; take me as I come, cause I can't stay long.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you want to see God, kill desires.

Desires are in the mind. When you have a desire for something, don't act on it and it will go away. If you desire to drink this cup of tea, don't, and the desire for it will go away.

We shall not defeat any of the infectious diseases that plague the developing world until we have also won the battle for safe drinking water, sanitation, and basic health care.

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