There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.
— William Faulkner
Strong Drinking Whiskey quotations
As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn't in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache.
I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin.
Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
The hardest thing I ever did was get sober.
I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey.
And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
