They speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it's just compounding the felony.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
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