quote by George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

— George Carlin

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Drive quote Straight roads do not make skillful drivers

Straight roads do not make skillful drivers

Real value isn’t in what you own, drive, wear or live.

The greater value is found in love and life, health and strength, friends and family!

The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you.

To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.

Drive quote A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?

We can't let people drive wedges between us... because there's only one human race.

Drive quote Energy is the power that drives every human being. It is not lost by exertion, b

Energy is the power that drives every human being. It is not lost by exertion, but maintained by it.

When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging.

When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.

I never thought of it as God. I didn't know what to call it. I don't believe in devils, but demons I do because everyone at one time or another has some kind of a demon, even if you call it by another name, that drives them.

Success is born out of faith, an undying passion, and a relentless drive.

Drive quote Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlight

Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlights, but you make the whole trip that way.

See, when you drive home today, you've got a big windshield on the front of your car. And you've got a little bitty rearview mirror. And the reason the windshield is so large and the rearview mirror is so small is because what's happened in your past is not near as important as what's in your future.

There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights.

The person who can drive themself further once the effort gets painful, is the one who will win.

Drive quote Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the w

Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the world's machinery without the need of coal, oil, gas or any other of the common fuels.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

I will not stop. I will not slow down. I will not pull over to ask for directions. I will build the road that takes me where I want to be and I will drive, drive, drive. I will drive until the vehicle around me breaks down, falls apart and tumbles into useless debris... and then I will walk.

Let us be under no illusion. The Jewish spirit, which was responsible for the alliance of large-scale capital with Marxism and was the driving force behind so many anti-Spanish revolutionary agreements, will not be got rid of in a day.

Drive quote It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of

It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of the windows.

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Water is the driving force of all nature.

If God is dead, somebody is going to have to take his place.

It will be megalomania or erotomania, the drive for power or the drive for pleasure, the clenched fist or the phallus, Hitler or Hugh Hefner.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I swear that ever since the first day You brought me back to life, The day You became my Friend, I have not slept - And even if You drive me from your door, I swear again that we will never be separated - Because You are alive in my heart

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Faith is not the clinging to a shrine but an endless pilgrimage of the heart.

Audacious longing, burning songs, daring thoughts, an impulse overwhelming the heart, usurping the mind--these are all a drive towards serving Him who rings our hearts like a bell. It is as if He were waiting to enter our empty, perishing lives.

Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.

Inherited hatred (i.e. hatred your parents schooled you in) is not only stupid, it is destructive - why make your only driving force hate? Seems really f***ing dumb to me.

There's a storm inside of us, a burning river, a drive.

You push yourself further than anyone could think possible. You are never out of the fight.

If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle.

If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

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I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion about the means.

I think the best way of doing good to the poor is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

If we learn to open our hearts, anyone, including the people who drive us crazy, can be our teacher.

Management by results - like driving a car by looking in rear view mirror.

Something will have gone out of us as a people if we ever let the remaining wilderness be destroyed ... We simply need that wild country available to us, even if we never do more than drive to its edge and look in.

The boss drives people; the leader coaches them. The boss depends on authority; the leader on good will. The boss inspires fear; the leader inspires enthusiasm. The boss says I; The leader says WE. The boss fixes the blame for the breakdown; the leader fixes the breakdown. The boss says, GO; the leader says Lets GO!

It is not the style of clothes one wears, neither the kind of automobile one drives, nor the amount of money one has in the bank, that counts. These mean nothing. It is simply service that measures success.

Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.

Why do some people have to go barefoot so that others can drive luxury cars? Why are some people able to live only 35 years in order that others can live 70 years? Why do some people have to be miserably poor in order that others can be extravagantly rich? I speak for all the children in the world who don't even have a piece of bread.

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