quote by Omar Khayyam

How sad, a heart that does not know how to love, that does not know what it is to be drunk with love. If you are not in love, how can you enjoy the blinding light of the sun, the soft light of the moon?

— Omar Khayyam

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Drunk quote I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.

And in the end, we were all just humans.

..Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Drunk quote Drunk words are sober thoughts
Drunk words are sober thoughts
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The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment.

Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

And I, infinitesima­l being, drunk with the great starry void, likeness, image of mystery, I felt myself a pure part of the abyss, I wheeled with the stars, my heart broke loose on the wind.


I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Drunk quote Maybe we should all get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to
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I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first." They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life.

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful wings.

Children and drunks always speak the truth.

The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does.


A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?

It takes only one drink to get me drunk.

The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.


I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.

In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk.


A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk.

You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

You can never have too much sky . You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep you safe when you are sad. Here there is too much sadness and not enough sky. Butterflies too are few and so are flowers and most things that are beautiful. Still, we take what we can get and make the best of it.


You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

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Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

By the time kids are 15, they're drunks and they're drug addicts and they're getting chicks pregnant. The parents wonder, "What did I do wrong?" What you did wrong was, you were never there. You had the kid as a status symbol, that's what went wrong. And you're paying the price for it.

Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks.

Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink.

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk.


Be careful with drinking this Christmas.

I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic.

No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

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