quote by Woody Allen

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

— Woody Allen

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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.


Drunk driving quote I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea.

Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.

Drunk driving quote Drunk words are sober thoughts
Drunk words are sober thoughts
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I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.

More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.


Drunk driving quote Straight roads do not make skillful drivers
Straight roads do not make skillful drivers

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.

This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don't get too excited. It's mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.

Writing a novel is like driving a car at night.

Sometimes you run over a drunk who's lain down and fallen asleep on the warm pavement. I mean, do you keep going, or what?

Drunk driving quote A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.
A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving.

I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!


If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.

Drunk driving quote Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlight
Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlights, but you make the whole trip that way.

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.

The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a drunk driving at high speed. The reality is that it was murder.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Drunk driving quote Maybe we should all get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to
Maybe we should all get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober
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Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture.

Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn't a lecture; it was helpful tips from the master.


It started when I left Vegas that first time, skipping the hotel bill, driving off in that red convertible all alone, drunk and crazy, back to L.A. That's exactly what I felt. Fear and loathing.

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.

Drunk driving quote Energy is the power that drives every human being. It is not lost by exertion, b
Energy is the power that drives every human being. It is not lost by exertion, but maintained by it.

Drunk driving contains a far greater risk of violent death than the use or sale of illegal drugs, the societal response to drunk drivers has generally emphasized keeping the person functional and in society, while attempting to respond to the dangerous behavior through treatment and counseling.

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us.

There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population that is addicted to certain substances.


Drunk driving quote Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the w
Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the world's machinery without the need of coal, oil, gas or any other of the common fuels.

It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.

Drunk driving quote It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of
It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of the windows.
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In response to the advocacy of groups like Mothers Against Drunk Driving, most states adopted tougher laws to punish drunk driving. Numerous states now have some type of mandatory sentencing for this offense - typically two days in jail for a first offense and two to ten days for a second offense. Possession of a tiny amount of crack cocaine, on the other hand, was given a mandatory minimum sentence of five years in prison.

The dramatically different manner in which we, as a nation, responded to the crisis presented by drunk driving and the crisis caused by the emergence of crack cocaine speaks volumes about who we value, and who we view as disposable.


Managing risk is a key variable, frankly, all aspects of life, business is just one of them, and one of the things that most people do in terms of managing risk, that's actually bad thinking, is they think they can manage risk to zero. Everything has some risk to it. You know, you drive your car down the street, a drunk driver may hit you. So what you're doing is you're actually trying to get to an acceptable level of risk.

My grandpa could go days, weeks, even months without a drink but if he took that first drink, he couldn't stop. Once, when I was twelve, my mom and I were driving and we saw my grandpa staggering drunk down the street. I asked if we should stop and help him. My mom sadly shook her head and kept driving.

A few years ago, before I stopped drinking, I was feeling very sorry for myself and very drunk, and I Googled 'Moby Sucks'. In less than one second something like 20 million responses came up... yeah, there has been a lot of loathing directed towards me, and it used to drive me crazy.

The spirit he has shown has been second to none. (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge)

There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake up early, drive for hours, play a show, meet crazy drunk people and all that stuff. I would rather be doing that than like McDonalds or something like that though. It's definitely fun but it's a lot of work.


If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

When should we nudge and when should we shove, I think, it's a political judgment. Obviously in some situations we need shoves, we need laws. Fraud is against the law, murder is against the law, drunk-driving is against the law. We don't need just nudges.

If you're going to drive a Hummer and buy carbon offsets, that's like getting drunk every night and getting into an AA meeting, throwing money in the basket, and leaving.