quote by Robert Benchley

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

— Robert Benchley

Most Powerful Dry Martini quotations

Dry martini quote Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of th
Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of the world can't poke enough holes to drain it dry.
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Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

Dry martini quote The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying!
The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying!
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A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?

We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'.

I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to sound like a dry martini.

If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

My chosen drink would be a Southern Comfort, lime and lemonade, a dry martini or a good red wine.

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.