Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.— Maxine Waters
Cheerful Dumb Liberal quotations
The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.
I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.
Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinkng. They want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful.
But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.
n case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas.
Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed.
I think movies are getting dumber, actually. Where it used to be 50/50 and it's 3% good and 97% stupid.
My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people.
Know what you're talking about.
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
Our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes - and I see many of them in the audience here today.
I am clearly more popular than Reagan.
I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.
African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.
If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would still have racist, fascist, homophobe, ugly, and a few other highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of dumb would nearly cripple them.
I love these members, they get up and say, 'Read the bill .
.. What good is reading the bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'
if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.
The number one job facing the middle class.
And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.
We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer.
Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.
I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up.
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah.
We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should.
Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.
I think religion is a neurological disorder.
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border.
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.
Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
The Republican health care plan: don't get sick .
.. The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick ... This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.