I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.— Bill Belichick
Fantastic Dumb Sports quotations
The saddest thing for a girl to do is dumb herself down for a guy.
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.
To be a back, you only have to be dumb.
When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.
The real workout starts when you want to stop.
We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.
You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.
I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.
Your body will be around a lot longer than that expensive handbag. Invest in yourself.
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.
The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.
Our bodies are capable of anything. It's our mind we have to convince.
Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out.
I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a vision, a dream.
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes.
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs.
You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinkng. They want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.
Having a record company and putting out my own CD.
There's clothes and shoes. There's also an upcoming book deal that I'm trying to do. I'm trying to be positive. I'm a big fan of the Nobel Peace Prize.
This team is one execution away from being a very good basketball team.
Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.
If youre not failing once in a while, it probably means youre not stretching yourself.
I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever.
There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.
The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.
He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
I'm trying to set out the passion and complexity of this sport.
Many people think it's a dumb activity: stand on the gas and turn left. In fact, it's probably one of the most complex sports in existence.
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.
[My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction.
My failure gave me strength, my pain was my motivation.
The only thing wrong with the NBA - or any other professional sport, for that matter - is a wild epidemic of Dumbness and overweening Greed. There is no Mystery about it, and no need to change any rules.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.
Sport doesn't build character, it reveals it.
Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States.
Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
We're not attempting to circumcise rules.
The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.
Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is.