To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?'
I think movies are getting dumber, actually. Where it used to be 50/50 and it's 3% good and 97% stupid.
He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.
When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb.
After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb.
.. and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Cruel, but composed and bland,Dumb, inscrutable and grand,So Tiberius might have sat,Had Tiberius been a cat.
How ironical that it is by means of speech that man can degrade himself below the level of dumb creation -- for a chatterbox is truly of a lower category than a dumb creature.
Musical people are so absurdly unreasonable.
They always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be absolutely deaf.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
Too clever is dumb.
Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb.
Every character has their reasons - even the characters who do dumb things.
I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
One fine day in the middle of the nightTwo dead boys got up to fightBack to back they faced each otherDrew their swords and shot each otherOne was blind and the other couldn't seeSo they chose a dummy for a referee.A blind man went to see fair playA dumb man went to shout hooray!A paralysed donkey passing byKicked the blind man in the eyeKnocked him through a nine inch wallInto a dry ditch and drowned them allA deaf policeman heard the noiseAnd came to arrest the two dead boysIf you don't believe this story
For if Men are to be precluded from offering their Sentiments on a matter, which may involve the most serious and alarming consequences, that can invite the consideration of Mankind, reason is of no use to us; the freedom of Speech may be taken away, and, dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep, to the Slaughter.
While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either.
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck.
No man ever loved like Jesus. He taught the blind to see and the dumb to speak. He died on the cross to save us. He bore our sins. And now God says, Because He did, I can forgive you.
I do not want a plain box, I want a sarcophagus With tigery stripes, and a face on itRound as the moon, to stare up. I want to be looking at them when they comePicking among the dumb minerals, the roots. I see them already-the pale, star-distance faces. Now they are nothing, they are not even babies. I imagine them without fathers or mothers, like the first gods.They will wonder if I was important.
The worst drugs are as bad as anybody's told you.
It's just a dumb trip, which I can't condemn people if they get into it, because one gets into it for one's own personal, social, emotional reasons. It's something to be avoided if one can help it.
Hedonic Engineering -- The human nervous system studying and improving itself: intelligence studying and improving intelligence. Why be depressed, dumb, and agitated when you can be happy, smart, and tranquil?