Don't dunk your nigiri in the soy sauce. Don't mix your wasabi in the soy sauce. If the rice is good, complement your sushi chef on the rice.— Anthony Bourdain
Grateful Dunk quotations
In the history of the treatment of depression, there was the dunking stool, purging of the bowels of black bile, hoses, attempts to shock the patient. All of these represent hatred or aggression towards what depression represents in the patient.
Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos.
They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back. For me, it's those crazy little kangaroo crackers.
I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.
I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years.
Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
I'm not a big sports fan, but I love it when they "slam dunk." That's sexy.
When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.
So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.
I realize now that there's a strength in dunking that I can use to my advantage.
When you dunk all the time it isn't as demoralizing to the opponent, but when you dunk at a key moment in the game you can use it to change the momentum.
I used slam dunking as a tool for intimidation.
I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.
I embrace old age. Look, I'm never going to dunk on LeBron James, and I've learned to accept that. I got a pretty good life, and I'm very fortunate, and I have my blessings.
Historically the Puritans left England to escape religious persecution, and they promptly turned around and started persecuting the people they didn't agree with - the scarlet letter A, and the stocks and the dunking board came from that. That puritanism is still there.
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
It's a slam-dunk case!
Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
An acrobatic dunk will make it onto Sports Center.
A simple, unspectacular bounce pass in the rhythm of the offense will not. System basketball has been replaced by players who want to be the system.
The best part is if you dunk on someone at home and they show it on the replay!
One time, I put up 40, 50 points dunking on Shawn Bradley.
After the game, he brought his family over. He was like, 'This is my wife. She wants to take a picture.' I'm like, 'Nice to meet you.' I smile into the camera, take the picture, and then feel guilty about dunking on him so many times.
When I first submerged my feet into frigid water, they hurt so badly I yanked them out again. I persisted, dunking them for longer and longer periods, until the cold finally blistered.
Boys have a tendency to jump around a lot more than girls.
Boys have that desire to want to dunk way more than girls do. It just never seemed like something we could truly fathom and do.
Stevie Wonder used to come the ball games and they would have a guy sitting with him. And the guy would be holding on to his arm, telling him what's going on, and he would say, "Hey, the big chocolate guy just put down a thunder dunk. The chocolate guy with another monster dunk." And Stevie Wonder actually gave me the nickname Chocolate Thunder.
Sports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves.
Most men can't become athletes. We're watching guys who actually made it. We see them dunking and making touchdowns. Then we think about ourselves when we were younger.
Dude did you come here to lecture or to fight? BRING IT ON." -Slam Dunk
If you go in in the morning and have had a rough night, dunking your face in ice water is really good.
My most memorable dunk, that I think about very, very often, is the Patrick Ewing dunk.
I'm pretty fundamental when it comes to running.
A basketball player doesn't practice his free throw shooting by doing slam dunks all over the place. He does it by practicing free throws. That's the attitude I take: You don't get better at running by doing everything but running. You get better by running.
My first dunk was actually in sixth grade.
If people are well paid for reality television and cotton candy and dunking a basketball, why can't they be well paid for changing young minds?
As a kid, I always idolized entrepreneurs.
I thought they were cool people in the way that I thought basketball players were cool people. It's cool that some people get paid to dunk basketballs, but I'm not one of those people.
I wanted to write in Kitchenese, the secret language of cooks, instantly recognizable to anyone who has ever dunked french fries for a summer job or suffered under the despotic rule of a tyrannical chef or boobish owner.
If teachers and grammar school editors find my jawbreaker sentences shatter their mushmilk teeth, let them eat stale cake dunked in weak tea of their own ungodly manufacture.
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah.
A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.
I can dunk! I can dunk, and not just in NBA Live.
You gotta try something people ain't seen before, and you gotta go to the gym and work on your dunks. In a slam dunk competition, don't show up with three dunks. You got to have eight or nine dunks because if you get into the finals and two guys may do the same dunk or one guy does the dunk better than the other.