quote by J. K. Rowling

Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow, we're identical!" "I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.

— J. K. Rowling

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I'd just like to think that there's some kind of underworld where whoever's been lost at sea is there... I dunno, there probably isn't, but I'd like to believe there is.

Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!

Why does a three-year-old, and it's usually boys, want to drive the tractor or have machinery and be in control of it? I don't know. Why wouldn't you ask to boil a kettle or something? Maybe you would, I dunno.

My husband and I speak an ancient language called grammatical English, and the kids speak a strange dialect which is difficult to decode because it is based on only four phrases: 'Huh,' 'I dunno,' 'It's not my turn,' and 'I do everything around here!

I dunno what my 23 infantile years in America signify.

I left as soon as motion was autarchic -- I mean my motion.

It's not charming to go on a show and say, I dunno.

It doesn't fool anybody. There's nothing glamorous about it at all.

I dunno when I started writing really.

I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. 'occasionally' , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.

There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans.

And Twilight fans think they’re much cooler than the Harry Potter fans. And I’m like, I dunno why, they’d all get their butts kicked by the Doctor Who fans.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

Why do you need to gallop while you fly?" "Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dunno boss, but it just feels right.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should.

I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.

Some say he died. Codswallop, in my opinion. Dunno if he had enough human left in him to die. Some say he’s still out there, bidin’ his time, like, but I don’ believe it.

Use your head, Sep. Loads of wolverines. Hanging around waiting for super. Gtting excited. eating mint blasts. so what do you think they do?' it must be here. they can't have eaten that... i dunno, Nik, what do they do?' POO.

A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno.

.. it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.

Until you value yourself, you won't value your time.

Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. Or something. I dunno, I was only half listening. Becca said it, anyway. Ask her.

Whether I fall on my feet or fall on my arse, I dunno. You've got to take those risks.

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.

I think if anything, the fact that it's popular right now makes me go: "Well, I guess I'm going to start doing something else then in the next few years." I dunno, it almost feels hackneyed at this point. To start a premise by saying, "I did this awkward thing." But then again, awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy. Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.

I always think about the simplest things in a relationship that have frustrated me. It always sort of comes down to communication. Even something as simple as probably the worst thing that could happen is, 'Where do you want to go to dinner?' 'I dunno. Where do you want to go to dinner?' 'I dunno.' That might be the worst thing in the world.

I dunno, around 11th grade, 12th grade I was just like "yeah.

This is something I want to do". I was always known; I was always the rapper.

I was strangely looking forward to writing about my DUI arrest, only because I've known for four years that I was gonna write about it somehow. I dunno that it was "fun" to write, just something I'd been aching to purge from my system.

I have my own tastes and I have my my own.

.. like, I dunno. I think it's really subjective; something that I think is a great song, is unlistenable to somebody else, which I've come to realise.

Songs kind of live in a timeless place for me, and since I make records I dunno, about every two-and-a-half to three years or something like that, it's just not enough to put all the songs that I have, no matter how much I put.

One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation. For example: The retarded gynecologist, the retarded Jesus, the retarded Osama Bin Laden. It works. It's funny. Inappropriate? I dunno. I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of what crosses the line of good taste being that I am retarded. Socially perhaps, but severly retarded.

Why did I adopt kids? I dunno. Let me look at my family: religious weirdo, gun nut, biker, boozer, dead tooth, too many cats, the guy who talks to his truck. Hmm. Maybe I adopted because genetically my balls are full of poison.

As a single couple, we are no longer able to hang around with married couples 'cause they cannot be in our presence without getting very annoying. It's always like, 'So, when are you guys getting married? Huh? When are you getting married? When are you guys getting married?!' I dunno, you're married - when are you gonna die? You're already married, death will be next. When are you gonna die?

Tom Cruise shouldn't try to win Oscars.

He should just smile and kick people in the face and leave the acting to Hugh Jackman. Why Hugh Jackman? I dunno; come up with your own example, smart-ass.

I think the best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic a lot better.

Where the hell did that rat come from? I dunno, but I'm calling the cops because he just cut that lady in half.

Who should play the lead role in a film about me? Dunno.

Danny De Vito? Jeff Goldblum? Meryl Streep? Someone of that kind.

I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes.

Things have been invented because of alcohol.

Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter.

I dunno, there were always people believing in me, but you just gotta be confident in whatever you wanna do.

Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno.

You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?

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