quote by Coolio

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

— Coolio

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Egg rolls quote If an egg is broken by outside, life ends. If broken by inside force, life begin

If an egg is broken by outside, life ends. If broken by inside force, life begins. Great things always begin from inside.

Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you haven’t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. It’s a ripe, gassy odour, like rotting eggs and meat gone bad, crawling blind with maggots. It’s road kill and decayed food and body odour all rolled into one package and tied up with puke.

Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn.

Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.

Egg rolls quote When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.

When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.

Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll.

It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.

Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

Egg rolls quote Everybody want to change the world, but nobody whats to change the toilet paper

Everybody want to change the world, but nobody whats to change the toilet paper roll.

Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the father stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing the egg on his feet. After the little penguin is hatched, the mother sees fit to come home.

It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes.

In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem.

Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit. Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll.

Egg rolls quote You can't unscramble the scrambled eggs, but you can always create delicious new

You can't unscramble the scrambled eggs, but you can always create delicious new recipes omelettes!

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I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour and make change, and nobody could abuse me, and where they'd even expect me to be fat. Every flab roll and cellulite crinkle would serve as testimony to the excellence of my baked goods

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