Jaw-dropping Electric Blankets quotations
Electric power is everywhere present in unlimited quantities and can drive the world's machinery without the need of coal, oil, gas or any other of the common fuels.
What people don’t realize is how much religion costs.
They think faith is a big electric blanket, when of course it is the cross.
I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter.
I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.
It is easy to be liked when the world has no jagged edges, when life is electric blankets and peach ice cream. But to be beloved, a man needs a dragon.
My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.
Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward.
The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is an area where many men do not have a clue. Exhibit A was my father, who was a very thoughtful man, but who once gave my mother, on their anniversary, the following token of his love, his commitment, and-yes-his passion for her: an electric blanket.