Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail, which has been specially invented for the purpose, involving neither physical proximity nor speech.
— Auberon Waugh

The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.
Jamais Cascio email quote

A whole bunch of months passed and I didn't hear anything and then he emailed and asked if I could do a little piece on POD and Queens of the Stone Age.
— Chuck Klosterman

I text and email my friends and family a lot, but that's about the extent of my high-tech-etude.
— Willie Nelson

We're finding [texting] 11 times more powerful than email [for communicating with kids].
— email quotation by Nancy Lublin