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    A man with a talent does what is expected of him, makes his way, constructs, is an engineer, a composer, a builder of bridges. It's the natural order of things that he construct objects outside himself and his family. The woman who does so is aberrant. We have to expiate for this cursed talent someone handed out to us, by mistake, in the black mystery of genetics.

  2. 9

    When I was research head of General Motors and wanted a problem solved, I'd place a table outside the meeting room with a sign: LEAVE SLIDE RULES HERE! If I didn't do that, I'd find some engineer reaching for his slide rule. Then he'd be on his feet saying, Boss you can't do that.

  3. 8

    Hedonic Engineering -- The human nervous system studying and improving itself: intelligence studying and improving intelligence. Why be depressed, dumb, and agitated when you can be happy, smart, and tranquil?

  4. 7

    For 'Tis the sport to have the engineer hoisted with his own petard.

  5. 6

    A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible. There are no prima donnas in engineering.

  6. 5

    By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. -this quote is actually found in Carl Sagan's book The Demon Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark, where he attributes it to engineer James Oberg, who says he stole it from someone else.

  7. 4

    One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word.

  8. 3

    To define it rudely but not ineptly, engineering is the art of doing for 10 shillings what any fool can do for a pound

  9. 2

    My advice is to look out for engineers. They begin with sewing machines and end up with nuclear bombs.

  10. 1

    I'm an engineer. I see myself as a toolmaker and the musicians are my customers... They use my tools.