Most Powerful Epsom Salt quotations
If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.
m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get in a hot tub and get some Epsom salts and try to get your body goin' again. There's no social life, no anything.

My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary.
We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.

I like to take mustard baths. I combine 4 lbs Epsom salts, 3 oz mustard powder, 12 oz powdered milk, and 1/2 cup baking soda, add in 12 drops each of rosemary and eucalyptus essential oils, then whisk it and pour 1/4 cup of the mix into the tub while warm water is running.
Sometimes she goes out to work as a practical nurse, and comes home and sits by the kitchen table soaking her feet in a pan of hot water and Epsom salts. When she gets into bed and the springs creak under her weight, she groans with the pleasure of lying stretched out on an object that understands her so well.
I take Epsom salt baths.

And one more thing: Sometimes comfort doesn’t matter.
When a shoe is freakin’ fabulous, it may be worth a subsequent day of misery. Soak in Epsom salts and take comfort in the fact that you’re better than everyone else.
I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage.