When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.— Drake
Simplistic Ex Boyfriend quotations
Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done.
But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.
I am a dreamer but when I wake, you can't break my spirit, it's my dreams you take
I get some female attention from fans, but mostly it's people asking for advice about a situation with their ex or their boyfriend, so it's not all love letters and fan mail!
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
Stones taught me to fly Love taught me to lie And life taught me to die So it's not hard to fall When you float like a cannonball.
It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care
You never date someone's ex-boyfriend.
Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.
Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'
It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try
You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn
I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?
I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.
You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over
When did we fall apart? or did you lie from the start?
You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief
My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards.
They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.
We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for
It's a mood record. Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself "God I'm in love."
What I hate about Halle Berry is there's always drama around her.
It's always fighting, automobile accidents, fistfights, boyfriends fighting ex-husbands for the child.
I used to love slapping people in the face when I was drunk.
I thought it was really funny, so I did a lot of that. I'd pick fights with doormen and bouncers and stuff a lot. Ex-boyfriends. But nobody ever punched me back, so I don't know if that counts as a physical fight.
The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day... work, have dinner, hang out with your friends when you can, try and keep up with the crazy world we're living in and squeeze in some zzz's. There's not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating [as they lead you to believe]. Most of it's just bulls - t, however entertaining.
In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!
I had to detach myself from myself, if that makes any sense, to conjure an authentic first-person voice. In that sense, it was similar to writing a first-person novel. But I was writing about real people, not fictional ones - myself, my family, my friends and boyfriends and ex-husband, and that was extremely tricky.
Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature.
An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.
If you had a man when I was your friend and then we started hooking up and you broke up with your boyfriend, so now we're together and you have a new male friend? I'm going to look at you sideways because your character's horrible and now I'm thinking you're going to do to me what you did to your ex.
I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal.
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot.
Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.