quote by Paul Gascoigne

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.

— Paul Gascoigne

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Ex wife quote We're all consumers. The consumer is not a moron; she is your wife.

We're all consumers. The consumer is not a moron; she is your wife.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Ex wife quote There are three faithful friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are three faithful friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.

It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife.

Ex wife quote By All means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad on

By All means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died.

I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?

My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU.

Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.

She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel.

I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle down the day they put me in a six-foot pine box.

Ex wife quote The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.

The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable.

Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore.

Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives.

I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings toward your ex-wife.

Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed my name to Motherfucker."

When you gotta go out and make a movie to pay for the kid's private school and for the three ex-wives, don't talk to me about your artistry. It's their job. It's not my job. It's my calling.

You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite.

But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much nicer, much prettier. And so much more intelligent than Benetton.'

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night.

Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically.

I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk about ex-husbands and ex-wives, that's all. Also, I don't know a damn thing about politics.

I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research.

They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing in their eyes that says they've seen more than they could ever possibly tell you

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones.

They're not hooked up right. ... There's a problem with the antenna. They don't like to be held - like my ex-wife.

The founder of every ex-gay ministry in America has proved to be an extraordinary failure. The two founders of Exodus International, [the world's largest 'ex-gay' organization], divorced their wives to move in together.

I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got divorced, my ex-wife said I was spending all my time with Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie. I was like, 'Thank you for the big ups!'

Losing is like my ex-wife... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it.

Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new mate that your new mate's ex has acquired.

There is something about my aura or essence, or whatever, that draws the ex-wife characters to me. I don't seek them out, but people tend to think of me for that particular archetype, or whatever you want to call it, and I don't mind it. I think there is a strength to it.

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.

I had one of the best days of my life.

I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best I've ever done it.

I was raised by ex-hippies, but I grew up worshipping a television set.

I am skeptical of a lot of things, but I was on Myspace and Friendster, and I have a fascination with the new. My wife and I met on Facebook!

I read Warren Zevon's bizarre biography, "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead.

" His wife, Crystal Zevon, posthumously published a journal he wrote and some interviews with ex-band members. Like [Keith] Richards's book "Life," it's brutally honest.

Will Ferrell and I are teaming up again on a film called Daddy's Home.

In the movie I play a Special-Ops soldier who has just discovered that Will Ferrell's character is married to my ex-wife and is my children's stepfather. So, I have to come home and try to win them back and take him out.

My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our sexual problems, and she's sitting in the front row smiling. I just go, "Mom, you can't sit in the front row, you can't smile. You have to go way in the back and dress in black. If I see you it's like you're breaking in when I'm having sex with my wife. It's just wrong."

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