Like most girls I'm always really self-conscious about do I look fat, if my legs are short, if I'm weird shaped, but when I go on stage, man, it never occurs to me. I think I look beautiful.— Janis Joplin
Fascinating Fat Man quotations
Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you.
In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be.
If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.
Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.
It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
Holy Men! Holy Cabbages! Holy Bean Pods! What do they do but live and suck in sustenance and grow fat?
Believe me; all evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them.
The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute. The man who does not ask, is a fool for life.
Before judging a thin man, one must get some information. Perhaps he was once fat.
Justice must be blind to the hardness or softness of a man's hands, as well as to the leanness or fatness of his pocketbook
It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you just go, 'Oh man. I'm going to compromise my dreams, get fat, sick, old and die someday. I kind of want to have someone around for that.'
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
When the prophet, a complacent fat man, Arrived at the mountain-top He cried: "Woe to my knowledge! I intended to see good white lands And bad black lands— But the scene is grey.
I've been vegetarian since the 80s and, lately, even vegan.
And I once happened to witness the slaughter of a cow. What atrocity must undergo an animal to satisfy the appetite of those fat men who eat hamburgers!
Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.
Circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him.
There is no need to worry about mere size.
We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.
A fool is one whom simpletons believe to be a man on merit.
[Fr., Un fat celui que les sots croient un homme de merite.]
Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me 'bout the color of your soul.
A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.
An envious man waxeth lean with the fatness of his neighbors.
Envy is the daughter of pride, the author of murder and revenge, the beginner of secret sedition and the perpetual tormentor of virtue. Envy is the filthy slime of the soul; a venom, a poison, or quicksilver which consumeth the flesh and drieth up the marrow of the bones.
Sonic the hedgehog is a beautiful statement on capitalism.
You spend your whole life collecting yellow rings and then hit one spike and lose them all. And there is a fat man who wants to kill you.
Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.
We have so many people who can't see a fat man standing beside a thin one without coming to the conclusion that the fat man got that way by taking advantage of the thin one!
A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust.
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise man grows it under his feet.
Call the bald man, Boy; make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.
I'm fat, but I'm thin inside. Has it ever struck you that there's a thin man inside every fat man, just as they say there's a statue inside every block of stone?
I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this.
The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up the stairs. I would kill him for one more moment with her fingers inside me. I don’t have to. She gives me my moment for free. He lives because of her generosity. We all live because of her generosity.
If you want to test a man’s character give him power.
Stories had always been told about male genies coming out of bottles, but they were usually fat, old men. Never had the genie been a gorgeous woman, so that idea really appealed to me, and I created the series based on that premise.
It certainly would have been adaptive for ancestral man to have a chubby wife during stressful times of famine. Not only would she have had more calories to burn, and thus more energy and endurance, but since fat stores estrogen, she would have remained fertile for longer.
I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.
Words of comfort skillfully administered are the oldest therapy known to man.
I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick.
Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.
After retiring, I was a little bored with nothing to do and got fat.
I thought, if a 60-year-old metabolic fat man, after five years, can get to Mount Everest, that would be very exciting.
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men.
And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.
The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.
I was between A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy, A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen.
Baseball has traditionally possessed a wonderful lack of seriousness.
The game's best player, Babe Ruth, was a Rabelaisian fat man, and its most loved manager, Casey Stengel, spoke gibberish. In this lazy sport, only the pitcher pours sweat. Then he takes three days off.
Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him.
He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind him and shouting at him.