quote by Helen Rowland

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

— Helen Rowland

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Fat women quote Girls compete with each other. Women empower one another.

Girls compete with each other. Women empower one another.

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be.

If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.

It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.

Fat women quote I'm usually good about my temper, but all these men trying to control women's bo

I'm usually good about my temper, but all these men trying to control women's bodies are really beginning to piss me off.

A world without men would consists of a bunch of fat, happy women with no crime.

What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists.

[To Oleg Cassini:] Just make sure no one has exactly the same dress I do .

.. I want all of mine to be original & no fat little woman hopping around in the same dress.

Fat women quote No diet will remove all the fat from your body, becayse the brain is entirely fa

No diet will remove all the fat from your body, becayse the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines.

They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'

What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat, receding, lazy and smug they might be. Are you a feminist? Hahaha. Of course you are.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

Fat women quote We have to free the half of the human race, the women, so that they can help to

We have to free the half of the human race, the women, so that they can help to free the other half.

The real reason French women don't get fat is not genetic, but cultural, and if the French subjected themselves to the American extremes of eating and dieting, the obesity problem in France would be much worse than what has struck America.

Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.

These are fat mummies sitting with their bags of crisps in front of the television, saying that thin models are ugly. Fashion is about dreams and illusions, and no one wants to see round women.

Fat women quote Decisiveness is a characteristic of high-performing men and women. Almost any de

Decisiveness is a characteristic of high-performing men and women. Almost any decision is better than no decision at all.

I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace, and joy, and love. And then some git brought me back to life

It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

Fat women quote How have you remained a one women man? "She is my best friend, would you want to

How have you remained a one women man? "She is my best friend, would you want to hurt your best friend?

Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.

When going on a date with someone they met online, the number-one fear that straight women have is going on a date with a serial killer. The number-one fear straight men have is going on a date with a fat woman. That says everything.

A woman at the rear of the room raised her hand.

I was focused on the argument now and made a minor social error, which I quickly corrected. "The fat woman-overweight woman-at the back?"

Fat women quote Respect for women is one of the greatest gifts a father can show to a son.

Respect for women is one of the greatest gifts a father can show to a son.

Stories had always been told about male genies coming out of bottles, but they were usually fat, old men. Never had the genie been a gorgeous woman, so that idea really appealed to me, and I created the series based on that premise.

There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women.

Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?' But they were converted and sometimes surprised.

Fat women quote The abuse of women and girls is the most pervasive

The abuse of women and girls is the most pervasive

If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a T-bone steak.

There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women.

Real women are fat. And thin. And neither. And both. And otherwise.

Fat women quote If you're someone who genuinely believes that women don't deserve or aren't as m

If you're someone who genuinely believes that women don't deserve or aren't as much as men, you're like the plague. On the big history chart, you're the plague... It's just pointless and deadly.

Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay in our mother's wombs, and then there would be nobody in the world but a great number of very fat, very irritated women.

The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.

No fashion has ever been created expressly for the lean purse or for the fat woman: the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.

Fat women quote Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dess

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs

I wish I could view the belly that oozes over the top of my pants as a badge of maternal honor. I do try. I make sure that the women whose looks I admire all have sufficient fat reserves to survive a famine, and I make a lot of snide comments about the skeletal likes of Lara Flynn Boyle and Paris Hilton.

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

Fat women quote If it jiggles, it's fat.

If it jiggles, it's fat.

In real everyday life, I don't walk around feeling fat and if on TV I'm considered fat, honestly, I kind of like it, because I'm a big advocate of positive unique representations of women in media. And so I like how I'm able to represent a curvier body and still be beautiful.

I'll never forget, Christine Woods came up to me on set and she looked at me so seriously and held my hand, and she's like, "Kether, look at me. In real life, we are beautiful, beautiful women. No one thinks we're fat. In TV, we are TV fat and we just have to get used to it. Don't ever take it personally. We're TV fat. End of story".

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

We [need to] stop treating each other like that, stop calling each other fat and stop with these unrealistic expectations for women. It’s disappointing that the media keeps it alive and fuels that fire.

I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5.

Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

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